Please list the Ten Commandments?

Answer 1

There are actually three versions of the Ten Commandments, Jewish, Catholic (and Lutheran), and Protestant.

With the new revelations of Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit in the early Catholic Church, a slightly different emphasis was placed on different commandments.

Then 1500 years later, the Protestant in objecting to certain Catholic practices, once again changed the emphasis of the Ten Commandments.

+ Jewish Ten Commandments (before 1000 BC)

1. I am the Lord your G-d who has taken you out of the land of Egypt.
2. You shall have no other gods but me.
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your G-d in vain.
4. You shall remember the Sabbath and keep it Holy.
5. Honor you mother and father.
6. You shall not murder.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
8. You shall not steal.
9. You shall not bear false witness.
10. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor.

Source: http://www.hebrew4christians.com/Scripture/Torah/Ten_Cmds/ten_cmds.html

+ Catholic (and Lutheran) Ten Commandments (about 100 AD)

1. I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them.
2. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain
3. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work; but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God; in it, you shall not do any work.
4. Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land which the Lord your God gives you.
5. You shall not kill.
6. You shall not commit adultery.
7. You shall not steal.
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
9. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
10. You shall not desire your neighbor's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, or his ox, or his ***, or anything that is your neighbor's.

Source: http://www.usccb.org/catechism/text/pt3sect2chpt1ind.htm

+ Protestant Ten Commandments (about 1600 AD)

1. You shall have no other gods but me.
2. You shall not make unto you any graven images
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain
4. You shall remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
5. Honor your mother and father
6. You shall not murder
7. You shall not commit adultery
8. You shall not steal
9. You shall not bear false witness
10. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor

Source: http://www.biblicalheritage.org/Bible%20Studies/10%20Commandments.htm

With love in Christ.

Answer 2

It lists the ten commandments in Exodus financial disaster 19-20. right this is the record. one million. You shall don't have the different gods until now me. 2. You shall no longer make for your self an idol contained in this form of something in heaven above or on the earth. 3. You shall no longer misuse the call of the Lord your God. 4. be conscious the Sabbath day via protecting it holy. 5. Honor your mothers and fathers. 6. You shall no longer homicide. 7. You shall no longer dedicate adultery. 8. You shall no longer thieve. 9. You shall no longer provide fake testimony against your neighbor. 10. You shall no longer covet your neighbor's spouse.

Answer 3

These are the Ten Commandments, in order, according to the Catholic Bible. They are more or less the same in other religions. Please note that these are not the exact words but you get it.

1. Thou shalt not have any other Gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain.
3. Remember the Sabbath Day and keep it holy.
4. Honor thy Father and thy Mother.
5. Thou shalt not kill.
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
7. Thou shalt not steal.
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods.

Hope this helps!!

Answer 4

1)Thou Shalt Not Be Poor - There is nothing more unsavory than people who don't have enough money to eat in trendy restaurants, dress in the latest fashions, or live indoors. Constant reminders of pain and failure make it so much more difficult for the rest of us to watch MTV read People magazine without feeling guilty. So how do you avoid such a terrible sin as having trouble making ends meet? Well don't ask for help from people who are well off. It gets really annoying for us.

2)Thou Shalt Not Be Old - Let's face it, there's nothing worse you can do today than be over forty unless it's being over fifty. How dare you not keep current with Jay-Z's latest CD and whoever the new celebrity flavor of the month happens to be? And all that "advice" from your "significantly longer life experience" is sooo boring.

3)Thou Shalt Not Be Unattractive - Let's face it, you have no place in this culture if you're not hot. Don't you ever watch movies or pass by magazine stands? There's just nothing more offensive to the human eye as people who are just kind of average looking, or (GASP!) ugly.

4)Thou Shalt Not Be A Minority - Everybody knows that in today's society, if you ain't Whitey, you're in for a tough life. And if you are Whitey, but in the wrong part of town, it was nice knowing you.

5)Thou Shalt Not Be Intelligent - This is the kiss of death. Trust us, if you read often, understand computers, or watch the MacNeil Lehrer Report instead of Fox News 5 nobody will want anything to do with you. Best case scenario, you become a loveable nerd like Urkle. And if that's the best scenario, well, you get the picture.

6)Thou Shalt Not Wear Clothes - Sure they keep you warm in cold weather, but if you're a woman in today's world you might want to rethink that whole "comfort" thing if you don't want to commit the sin of dressing modestly. In the race to seek male attention we've seen women's clothes shrink from strapless dresses to dressless straps. Sure, you can choose not to play the skin-showing game… so long as you don't mind growing old and dying alone.

7)Thou Shalt Not Be Monogamous - This one kind of goes with number six. If you haven't had sex with at least three different people in the last month, then God is very disappointed in you!

8)Thou Shalt Only Do Things You Will Personally Gain From - Why would you ever want to help somebody else if there's nothing in it for you? It would be a sign of weakness. If you ever see somebody in need, trample over them and steal their wallet.

9)Thou Shalt Never Put In A Hard Day's Work - When's then last time you came home from work and had to ice your back or wash the dirt off your hands? If you can remember, you're going to hell. People who do physical labor should be made fun of and avoided, not congratulated for making the rest of our lives easier. The same goes for doormen and waiters. Don't treat them as equals unless you plan on going to confession soon afterwards.

10)Thou Shalt Not Respect Anybody. Ever. - This covers everything from swearing in traffic to telling off telemarketers before hanging up on them. No "please," no "thank you," no "sorry" - just be a huge cock all the time.

Answer 5

My ten commandments?

Respect others boundaries.
Dont argue about politics religion or sex.
Dont believe even in your silhouette.
Live and let live.
Dont let difficult people get in my nerves.
Dont steal
Dont allow other people to be responsible for my pleasure.
Dont loose the temper.
Dont talk bad about other people behind them, but in their face.
Keep Diplomacy at all times.

Answer 6

Thou Shalt not Kill
Thou Shalt Honor thy father and mother
Thou shalt not bear false witness
Thou Shalt not covet they neighbors wife nor Shalt thou covet his goods or house
Thou Shalt not commit Idolotry
Thou shalt not take the name of god in vain
Honor the Sabboth
Thou Shalt not commit adultery
Thou Shalt not steal
You shall have no gods before me

Answer 7

(1) Then God spoke all these words: (2) I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; (3) you shall have no other gods before me. (4) You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. (5) You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, (6) but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments. (7) You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name. (8) Remember the sabbath day, and keep it holy. (9) Six days you shall labor and do all your work. (10) But the seventh day is a sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns. (11) For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day and consecrated it. (12) Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you. (13) You shall not murder. (14) You shall not commit adultery. (15) You shall not steal. (16) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. (17) You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
Exodus 20:1-17

Answer 8

1.Thou shalt not have any Gods before me
2. Thou shalt not worship any graven image
3. Thou shalt not take Gods name in vain
4. Remember the Sabbath to keep it holy
5. Honer thy mother and thy father
6. Thou shall not kill
7. Thou shalt not commit adultry
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness
l0. Thou shalt not covet

Answer 9

I broke the 11th commandment today - thou shalt not steal

Answer 10

1) do it in the morning and evening leave it alone any other time
2) never miss prison break
3)never miss football
4)shut up
5)honor happy hour and keep it holy
6))don't listen to crappy music
7)stay out of the hammer lane if you can't keep up
8)honor your mother and father untill they can't hear you
9)never miss the warped tour
10)follw the path of least resistance