The stupidest one I used was to this one hot piece of a$$ at the café, she was really dumb, but I just wanted to mash anyways! the line I used was "hey, that diamond ring looks like you just stole it from
2006-08-16 13:50:36 · 10 answers · asked by niner f 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Dancing
Let's go back to your place and play some Atari
2006-08-16 13:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a party once and there was my ex-girlfriend and this other hot chick on the couch. So I went over to the hotchick and I was like,
"I saw the girl of my dreams over there but I saw you and came over here instead!"
2006-08-16 20:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I have to call the police!(she panic until I said the next line)
Cause you stole my heart!
2006-08-16 20:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an 8 inch tounge and I can breath through my ears
2006-08-16 20:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by tlctreecare 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one I used one time at a very formal charity party dance affair.
I picked out this gorgeous woman there alone.
Me: Hi, my name's _________. I'm your unofficial host tonight - anything you want or need, just let me know... a drink, a dance, whatever...
She: (introduced herself), and gave me about 6 passes to a strip club.
2006-08-16 21:00:25 · answer #5 · answered by snvffy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes...can't believe this one worked: "Sorry, I just had to come over...lest I return home and weep like a small infant...weep for the opportunity lost...gone forever the chance to nuzzle my cheek to your breast."
She giggled.
2006-08-16 21:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no! i can't accept (your god) as "my personnal savior" i worship my lord satan!!!!(i was lying of course;but nothing seems ever to keep me from some measure of fullfillment...in time!! the next day ...wow!!!!like 8 times in an afternoon!!!
2006-08-16 20:59:45 · answer #7 · answered by eldoradoreefgold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend got me with, " If you were a booger I'd pick you first." He made me laugh........we've been together for almost 3 years!
2006-08-16 20:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by buttercup83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me: think of a number between 1 and 10
her: uhh, 4
me: wrong, it's 7. now take off your top!
boo-ya!
2006-08-16 20:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a nipple job or are you just happy to see me?
2006-08-16 20:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by Lori T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋