Aries:- Aries rhymes with fairies stay away from boys who may touch your bottoms (if you're male).
Taurus:- You'll more than likely talk a lot of bull this week, slap some duct tape on your mouth, that should do the trick!
Gemini:- WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GO OUT!
Cancer:- Whatever you do, don't go round gemini's house!!!
Leo:- Avoid the phone like the plague.
Virgo:- So much dust...well bleedin clean it then!
Libra:- What the hell is virgo going on about?
Scorpio:- Don't eat shreaded wheat it tastes like cardboard!
Capricorn:- Eat shreaded wheat, scorpio lies!
Aquarius:- Aquarians are cool, best sign of the zodiac, all the rest are pap. you will have the best time ever.
Piscies:- Cod you believe it, you got no sole, have a good kipper and wake up feeling refreshed!
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2006-08-16 13:36:11 · 11 answers · asked by Andy C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Oooh sorry forgot Sagittarius:- You will suffer with saggy-hairy-***, our apologies we forgot this sign but we blame the alcohol that was consumed while making up, we mean while studying the stars to bring you your future!!!!
2006-08-17 07:32:09 · update #1
Don't like mine much being an aries male. Can I be an aquarian now instead please?
2006-08-17 04:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by gthecelt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, this week I have transiting Saturn and transiting Neptune squaring my natal Moon in the 6th house.
2006-08-16 14:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by astroleolady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me mee :) on wednesday mine became that i became going to get right into a controversy with somebody and that i basically had to cool down and relax, and that its no longer properly worth it etc etc. and the wierd situation is i appeared at my horoscope AFTER having the argument..:)
2016-11-04 23:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! You did leave Sagittariuses out on purpose! How can I ever forget and forgive that?
2006-08-16 13:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
<~~~I'm Gemin, so I won't go out next week, or allow the old crab from down the road to come round for coffee.
2006-08-17 05:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... and it's good fun too! Nice one!
From Ms Spock oops, Aquarius I mean.
2006-08-17 01:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by copperyclover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...and, you can count to 11! Must be Brit.
2006-08-16 15:24:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW DOES SCPIO TASTE LIKE CARD BOARD LOL
2006-08-16 14:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by amber 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about sagittarius? how will their futures turn out? we must know!!!
2006-08-16 13:42:02 · answer #9 · answered by bOb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3points
2006-08-16 13:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋