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2006-08-16 12:42:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
2006-08-16 12:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by meflyfaster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.
2006-08-16 19:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by John Doe Jr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat, that Sumo wrestlers in the Sahara desert use her for shade during high noon.
2006-08-16 19:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by John B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is so flat they call her the carpenters delight. flat as board, easy to nail/ #2 yo mamma is so ugly that ur dad brought her to work so he wouldnt have to kiss her goodbye
2006-08-16 19:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by michael 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma's so dumb, she thought Pearl Jam was a toothpaste.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said, "Sorry, no professionals"
Yo Momma's so ugly, they taped "Gorillas In The Mist" in her shower!
2006-08-16 19:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by Pigskin Princess 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so slutty, I could have been your father, but the guy behind me had correct change...
2006-08-16 19:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by TheOnlyBeldin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat you could park a bike in between her "A" hole!
2006-08-16 19:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, when she was getting a tan at the beach, everyone thought she was a shored whale.
2006-08-16 19:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by dalgirl990 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-17 03:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's hair so short that she uses rice to roll her hair.
2006-08-16 20:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by Lovetoloveyou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋