For the love of double chocolate chip cookies & the whole human race, who the Hello Kitty is Rory Emerald?

Answer 1

I don't know - but I love the way you worded your question!

I liked it so much, I went out & did a search for you. There's a link. He's a self-proclaimed "professional hoaxster extraordinaire"

Answer 2

Rory Emerald is a hoaxster who claimed to be married to Elizabeth Taylor and the daughter of the overdue Peter sellers, Victoria sellers. he's subject to a counter-hoax that he's a baby molester.