plz help. Have you ever eat cow food. I did. How would you tell your mom she is an acful cook?

Question

Am al ways saying its good and trying hard to sollaw it but ewww

I can't take it anymore

Answer 1

Buy her a good, basic cookbook.
UPDATE: Get YOURSELF a cookbook, or go to
http://home.ivillage.com/cooking/recipes/recipefinder

DID SHE GO VEGETARIAN ON YOU?
Your library should have some GOOD veg cookbooks and mags.
http://www.vegetariantimes.com (magazine).

Answer 2

I guess you just go up to her and say: "mom, you're an acful cook and am al ways saying its good, but you're food is hard to sollaw"

your words- not mine

Answer 3

I have tasted cow food, does that count... the best way to let her know that her cooking bites big time is to PUKE ay the table

Answer 4

I assure you that I would never tell anyone she is an "acful" cook. That comment would hard to "sollaw".

Answer 5

so your mom's cooking is that bad that you eat cow food instead????? maby ur mouth is too full of cow food to tell her how bad her cooking is

Answer 6

the gravity of the situation is pretty hilarious and messed up......... say ma, listen i luv u but um i think id rather eat cow food then um ....... order out

Answer 7

i drink cow's milk...

Answer 8

tell her already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!