A series of questions!!!!?

Question

1. Can I live with you?
2. If I was about to jump off from a cliff what would you do?
3. If I was in your bedroom what would you do?
4. If I was unconcious what would you do?
5. If I was in Labor what would you do?
6. If I was walking on the side of a street on a rainy day what would you do?
7. If I was in your bathroom in your shower waht would you do?
8. If you saw me droning what would you do?

Answer 1

1. Hell no
2. Laugh
3. Leave
4. Walk away, maybe call 911
5. Laugh.
6. Stomp in puddles
7. Get out my 357. You're invading my house!
8. It's DROWNING and probably nothing. We have enough stupidity in this world!

Answer 2

1.Not until we dated for a decent period of time or you were a friend who needed a place to stay for a while.
2. Try and talk you off the cliff and make a jump to tackle you.
3. I would ask how you got in then call the police.
4. Call 911 and use CPR if you were not breathing.
5. Call 911 and do the best I could until help arrived
6. If I knew you I would ask if you needed a lift , If I did not just keep going
7. Close the door and sit on my bed wondering what some gal I did not know was doing in my shower. I would also hope you did not use all my shampoo.
8. I would try and save you .

Answer 3

1 You could try, but I'd probably bore you to death.
2 Buy a BIIIIG trampoline and put it at the bottom of the cliff.
3 Be very confused and assume I was in the wrong house.
4 Call for a paramedic and check your breathing.
5 Call a midwife and tell you to breathe every five seconds, until you started to yell at me.
6 Be getting wet, I never carry an umbrella.
7 Go bright red and stammer out an apology, before realising that you shouldn't really be there (without permission, that is)
8 Well, if you'd done everything else in this list I'd probably take you for a stalker and throw you an anchor, otherwise I'd try and help (but as I'm not a good swimmer either I'd probably drown too!

Answer 4

1. Can I live with you? No
2. If I was about to jump off from a cliff what would you do? Tell you not to jump
3. If I was in your bedroom what would you do? Call the cops
4. If I was unconscious what would you do? Call an ambulance
5. If I was in Labor what would you do? Call an ambulance and try to keep you calm
6. If I was walking on the side of a street on a rainy day what would you do? Feel sorry for you
7. If I was in your bathroom in your shower what would you do? Call the cops
8. If you saw me droning what would you do? Probably wonder what the heck you were doing ... what is droning? Oh ... do you mean drowning?? If you meant drowning, I'd try to find something to throw out to you for you to use to float.

Answer 5

1. I guess, but i will charge you rent.
2. Ask you why you was about to jump off a cliff.
3. Ask why are you in my bedroom, ask you to leave.
4. Let you sleep... put bunny ears on you? :p
5. Call 911
6. Let you continue walking, probably would consider me a pervert or something if i tried to help you without knowing you.
7. Ask who are you and why are you in my shower? gosh...
8. Ignore you like i ignore everyone else droning. If you mean drowning, try to save you.

Answer 6

1. I just moved into the bigger room, so yeah, i've got room for one more!
2. I would call for help
3. How old are you?
4. Call for help
5. Sit you on a Hefty garbage bag and take you to the nearest hospital (wouldn't want you to ruin my leather seats)
6. I probably wouldn't agnolage you, unless you smiled at me
7. ha ha ha, I would run in there with my camera phone!
8. Jump in and save you

Answer 7

1. when you moving in
2. jump before you then land and catch you
3. we already discussed this...69 but more me than u(case u forgot)
4. wake you up with a magic kiss....on the downtown!
5. stand right there and help u along(been thru it already and got a baby girl (Alexandria Jordan)
6. pick you up and carry you so you don't step in a puddle
7. make you wetter!
8. give you CPR then TLC

Answer 8

1. No
2. Stop you
3. I would ask you what you were doing in my bedroom.
4. Call 911
5. Call 911
6. Ask you if you wanted a ride.
7. I would ask you how you got into my house.
8. Save you

Answer 9

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1. no
2. try and stop u
3.tell u 2 get out
4. take u 2 a hospital
5. take u 2 a hospital
6. nothing
7. wait till u were done in the shower and ask u 2 leave
8. what?

Answer 10

1.. sure, we can make music together
2... jump with you, what the heck !!
3... hehe, 1,2,3, all together now !!!
4... try to revive you
5... help you give birth
6...join you
7...join you
8 ... droning ?? a drone is a person not willing to work !!
so i suppose i'd have to support you !!
If you mean drowning, well ......
i'd jump in & try to save you !!!!