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I'm out of beer and I can't find my cell phone.

2006-08-16 10:22:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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ok, calm down and breath through your nose and out your mouth. go get your home phone and call your cell phone. then get in the car and come get me and i'll go get some beer! sound good?

2006-08-16 10:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What does out of beer and cell phone have to do with anything.
Get off your butt and go out and buy some more beer.

2006-08-16 18:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by morris 5 · 0 0

Get up and go to the store . Screw the cell phone ur out of beer.

2006-08-16 17:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by a7xrios 4 · 0 0

Go to the store. Get some beer. Drive home, then drink it. You usually find things after you've had a few. LOL

2006-08-16 17:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by Obama, 47 y/o political virgin 5 · 0 0

First breath deeply! Put a cool rag on your head and relax. Now walk over and get your keys. Put down the rag and then slowly walk to the door......that's right slowly. Now open the door walk out and lock it behind you.

Go to your car. You may feel lightheaded but pull yourself together. Go to the nearest liquor outlet be it store, bar or whatever and purchase beer.

I hope this helps.

2006-08-16 17:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by charmingchatty 4 · 0 0

Go to the store [take quarters with you] call your best friend. tell him/her what happened [ wait for them to stop laughing] have them call your cell and let it ring . Give your self ten extra min. to drink a cold one. You can find the phone when it rings.

2006-08-16 20:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

and that has to do with what? maybe you lost your cell phone because yu cant remember where you put it because you drank to much beer

2006-08-16 17:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by trishnidansan 2 · 0 0

Sounds like a hint that you've had enough beer!

2006-08-16 17:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by pessimoptimist 5 · 0 0

Drink something else. Like water.

2006-08-16 17:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by Katie L 2 · 0 0

heh forget the beer i bet i taste better lol :) ♥

2006-08-16 17:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

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