The only comeback my boyfriend ever says is "well....shut up!"
I think he needs to widen his horizons..
What are some good ones you like to use?
2006-08-16 10:22:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My favorite comeback after someone insults me is "Wow! Did you come up with that all by yourself?!" Then I start clapping.
Even if their insult was really good, they still feel stupid afterward. : )
2006-08-16 10:42:24 · update #1
Something off the wall, that gets people laughing, like "You smell like robots"
2006-08-16 10:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day i was at this store where some friends worked and this guy kevin was talking bout my hair line and how it was so low
so just said "at least mine dont end at the top of my a s s crack " (cause if he took off his shrit you would swear that a short chewbacca look alike is standing in front of you)
he shut up and didnt speak to me for a few days
now my freind rick always comes up to kevin and says "he got u "
he hates that
2006-08-16 10:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Comeback? Don't they have to insult you first?
C'mon. I guess it must have been so good I should write it down.
But I guess with one of two braincells out, the other one's gotta be working overtime. Poor braincell, so lonely too.
2006-08-16 19:55:38 · answer #3 · answered by Yada Yada Yada 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He makes as much sense as a Screen Door on a Submarine.
2006-08-16 10:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That's what she said."
Works great, makes them think. Like say the guy makes some comment in conversation like he's talking about something and he says "wow that thing is small," or "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" or whatever, come back with "yeah, that's what she said."
Or if someone is over-complimenting themselves with things like "I'm a sex god!" you say, "and THEN he woke up..."
2006-08-16 10:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by Jylsamynne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the old "Saturday night live" -- Basybol haz been bery bery good to meee.
It shows that you weren't even listening
2006-08-16 10:44:46 · answer #6 · answered by blue eyed devil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
that depends on the situation. For example, if I'm very, very angry than it happens that I say: "Shut up you piece of ****!" Or similar.
2006-08-16 10:37:40 · answer #7 · answered by mr_canis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice long, wet raspberry
2006-08-16 10:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever!! Put just enough emphasis on it and roll your eyes a bit so that it is clear that you think that they are retarded.
2006-08-16 10:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
comeback: ever heard of a life, or sh*t.....get one, and eat the other!
2006-08-16 10:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by ~*REBORN*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋