here's mine, Happier than a retard in a room full of bounce-balls.
2006-08-16 09:46:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Read my lips- no new taxes.
2006-08-16 10:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by dracomullet 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love is a million miles long, but only comes in six inch installments.
And might I add that your new make over is very nice! Guess someone else needs a change every now and again like I do huh.
2006-08-16 16:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am happier than a Tornado in a Trailer Park
2006-08-16 16:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by ktilton13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once while riding down the road we passed this very ugly woman, I mean she was 3 shades of butt ugly, but I am sure she was a nice person though, any way my buddy looks at me and says...
"Man, she was uglier than a 10 quart jar of smashed @ssholes!"
2006-08-16 16:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by comcamav8r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isnt a quote, its a joke.
SAY COW BEFORE EVERY WORD:
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NOW SAY COWS BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY WORD
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NOW READ THE WORDS FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
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2006-08-16 16:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by Katie PS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"... I've been peed on by guys who don't even have record deals. Sh!t if I didn't want to get peed on, I just move out the way."
-Young lady who gets peed on
Boondocks, The Trial of R-Kelly
2006-08-16 17:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by Future Resident 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your as sharp as a rat turd, and that is sharp on both ends!
Or
You look like you have been face f u c ked by and eight dick walrus!
2006-08-16 16:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Chief 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never milk a bull!
2006-08-16 16:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Clinton R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going."
- Rodney Dangerfield
2006-08-16 16:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mission Accomplished"
G.W. Bush on the war in Iraq.
2006-08-16 16:52:45 · answer #10 · answered by Darin E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"My grandmother wasn't a racist. Although, once she did refer to a broken bottle as a *** ger knife"-Randall, Clerks II
2006-08-16 16:52:18 · answer #11 · answered by Sulli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋