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2006-08-16 09:28:25 · 7 answers · asked by NuMBer 25....★Anettii★ 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Because they want to talk to your sister, but you happened to pick up the phone.
2006-08-16 10:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR I ONLY WANTED TO HEAR HER SING BUT U WERE TOO BUSY!!!!! AWWWWWWW! =]! SERIOUSLY I WAS SAD CUZ WE DIDNT TALK!=[! I LIKE TALKIN TO U! OH AND YOUR SIS SAID U WERE LSITENING TO MUSIC ON DA COMPUTER! WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!! OH AND I WAS OGNNA POST THIAS ON THE JOKE QUESTION BUT YEA YOU HAD ALREADY RESOLVED IT!
ok ok ok hhuhhuhuh lemme think ok so ima say a racist joke no offnse but o wells! uhhhh ok
HOw many cops does it take to arrest a mexican...........??
10>>>>>>>>1 to arrest him and 9 to pick up his oranges!!!!!
hahhahahahahahahahahhahah!
okso there was this black family and they were sad becuz of all the racism they faced so they wanted to turn white and theY had heard about a rIver thAt can turn u white when u crossed it! so they went to the river and the black dad says "ok then guys ill go first to see if it works"!! And so he starts walkin across the river and the current is strong but he is able to cross it!!! Then next the wife says "ill go" so she goes and the current is really strong but she makes it to the other side!!! so last there are the two children and they hold hands and begin to cross the river! they are half way through when the water current picks up and they begin to float down the river! There is a huge water fall 20 feet away and they begin to scream help us!!!!! the wife turns to the husband and says do u think we should help them and the husband says ................."nah forget those *******"!!! hahahahahh
so ya!hehehehh my two funniest jokes!!!oh and heres a white joke!
ok so there were three construction workers: a white man a black man and a mexican! They were eating lunch on da buliding they were making when the white man opens his bag and says oh no!!!!!!!!! ham sandwhich again!!!!!!!!! if i get ham sandwhich again tomorrow ill jump off and kill myself!!! and then the mexican opens his bag and following what the white man said he syas oh no if i get a burrito again tomorrow ima kill myself!!!! and then the black man folowoing the other two syas oh no!!!!!! if i get chicen again tomorrow ima kill myslef!!!!! so the next day comes and they all get the same exact food so they jump off the buliding that they were making and die!@ then at the funeral the mexicans wife was crying and she says if i knew he didnt like burritos i wouldnt have made him it for lunch!!!!!! and then the black mans wife says if i knew he didnt liek chicken i wouldnt have made it for him!!!!!!!!! and then they all looked at the white mans wife and she said WHAT DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!!! HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
OK SO NO OFFENSE CUZ I MADE FUN OF EVERYONE! HAHAHAH! ANYWYAS HOPE YOU ARE HAVIN A GOOD DAY TODAY BESTEST!=]! HEHEHEHHE!
~SO I WAS BORED!!!!!!!
2006-08-16 16:35:21 · answer #2 · answered by JOE JOE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm maybe they are using u to get ur sister DUH
rere
2006-08-16 16:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by party planner. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they really like your sister.
2006-08-16 16:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by MiaDiva28 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz they like ur sister more.
2006-08-16 17:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by Nicholais S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get boring
2006-08-16 16:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know,I don't have that problem.
2006-08-16 16:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋