en to remove the bones. I broke the clever, sliced open my hand and got blood all over her. I laughed my butt off, she wasn't as amused. Would you laugh at this? Would the both of you? My wife is more serious than I am.
2006-08-16 08:59:54 · 25 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You broke the clever? How hard were bangin that thing? I sense some built up tension...maybe you should ask your wife to take a bubble bath with you, that might help calm you down. If that doesn't work, have her bang you as hard as you banged that chicken, but not with a clever. That might get a little messy and it sounds like she's isn't into messy.
2006-08-16 09:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm concerned about your hand. Did you clean it off to prevent infection? Did you need to get stitches? How could you laugh--wasn't it painful. You really should be more careful in the kitchen. Are you familiar with the statistics for deaths do to household accidents? Were you able to repair the clever or did you have to buy a new one? Were you still able to prepare the chicken? I find this whole incident deeply disturbing. I hope everything turns out all right.
2006-08-16 16:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by klunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably be very serious about the cut on your hand then laugh at you for banging a chicken with a clever...then smacked you in the head for bleeding all over me & my clean kitchen...
2006-08-16 16:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever!!! You even had me fooled for a minute there. Well, all I can tell you is, if you would quit hurting yourself (and laughing about it), and clean up after yourself, she won't be pissed anymore. Alrighty? (BTW-maybe when you were BANGING your chicken bones all over, one of them went up your wife's a**?? lol maybe that's why she is more serious than you?!?) Tell her to quit taking life so seriously and laugh alittle more...
2006-08-16 16:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jenna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually like the answers you get far more then your questions. I also wonder, when will u give up the CRACK? It obviously isn't doing you much good. It does us good though so maybe you should SMOKE MORE after all, if we can laugh while your brain cells are disintegrating, why shouldn't we?
2006-08-16 16:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by debzonfire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since when do you BANG chicken to remove the bones?
2006-08-16 16:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Jewells 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful Sausage Fingers!
2006-08-16 19:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by designer_bunnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should have used a boneless chicken. You wife needs to chill. She will have high tension build up then you'll have to bang her.
2006-08-16 16:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by moonlite1us 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know, people take life so seriously, my neighbor was under me and my boyfriend walked in and got pissed
because i dropped my cell phone off of our 3rd story balcony and my neighbor was holding onto my arm as i lowered him into a crevice that the phone was in. my boyfriend said that i should have waited until he got home and he would have retrieved the phone.
2006-08-17 09:24:44 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs.♥ Krasinski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You crack me up with your questions that could be double meaning... well, I wouldn't laugh if all the blood is gushing out... you could have cut something really bad and be bleeding to death...
2006-08-16 16:21:56 · answer #10 · answered by Lyne B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋