The funnier the better!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-16 08:27:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yes, "The party that has a backbone and a solution"
2006-08-16 08:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 6⤋
Have you ever read Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell? (If you haven't, I know you would enjoy it, Jonny-5.) Anyway, I think the Party's slogans from the book suit the Bush administration:
1. War is peace - War is a great way to bring people within a country together, especially when their leader is dumb as a doorknob. Unfortunately it's dividing your country (and mine!), so it's not working out. Haha.
2. Freedom is slavery - When Bush has finished in Iraq, is the American government going to allow Iraq to go on its merry way or is it going to always be saying "we freed you, you owe us one!"?
3. Ignorance is strength - Yahoo Answers perfectly demonstrates this! Many Americans are so ignorant and so deeply into their religious beliefs that they believe they're right about everything, even when they're clearly not.
Of course, you don't fit into any of these :-)
2006-08-16 09:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by quierounvaquero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their mistake all the before to Nixon is believing that only by way of fact the Label Republican is in front of a Politicians call does not propose that those Politicians incredibly characterize their Conservative values . yet they shop vote casting Republican without pondering the guy- or lady they are vote casting for . We Democrats comprehend there are undesirable apples in the two Political events and we kick them out .
2016-12-11 09:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A vote for us is a vote against socialism.
We put the red and white in the red white and blue. The democrats only have the red.
If socialism didn't work int he USSR and China realized it was not working, why do democrats think it is such a good idea here? A vote for Republicans is a vote for capitalism.
If everyone deserves food shelter and heath care whether they work or not. Then why does anyone need to work and if no own works who provides the food shelter and heath-care for everyone. At least we make since.
Here are some good ones that will work for anyone
vote for me because i am smarter then you.
Vote for me because i live in your district and i am greed, that means more for you when i get more for me.
Vote for me because i look way better then this chump.(hold up a picture of your opponent)( only works if you are running against a goofy looking guy)
I may be a liar but at least i am honest about it.
Vote for me or i will club this here baby seal.
2006-08-16 08:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by thatoneguy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
• I Got Mine!
• Profits before People.
• GOP: The Greedy, Opportunist Party.
• War: We Love War!
• Do what we tell you, peasant!
• GOP: Greed, Oppression, Propaganda.
• Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid.
• To Hell with Democracy.
• Ignore the Constitution When Convenient.
• Corrupt the Church, Gain Votes.
• Who Needs Your Stinking Laws?
• We Got the Money!
• We Got Your Money.
• Everyone should sacrifice…. But us.
• Pollution is cool.
• Who needs science?
• We need more power!
• Voters, F*#*’ them!
• Truth is what we say it is!
• We are above the law, you are not!
• Cannot win, ignore the rules!
• Cannot win, cheat.
• Lie, lie and lie again.
• We lied, get over it!
• We own you... shut-up!
• Nothing is ever our fault.
• Blame Clinton!
• Ignore substance, call them names.
• Change the subject, quick, change the subject.
• In trouble, bomb somebody.
2006-08-16 08:34:41 · answer #5 · answered by jdfnv 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Republicans, we couldnt publican right the first time so now we're trying to REpublican the whole shooting match...
one for the Dems too
Democrats, we DEMOlish your pay with taxes and let you fight with the RATS for food. We spent all your money so someone else could eat and have a nice house instead of you, so work more and earn more so we can tax more and give it to someone else.
2006-08-16 08:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by seanachie60 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good question. There are some funny slogans so far!
2006-08-16 08:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by therandman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vote Republican or Die
2006-08-16 08:37:13 · answer #8 · answered by Doug 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Screwing over the poor and non-whites since 1875!
2006-08-16 08:46:27 · answer #9 · answered by Diggs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is 2600 American deaths in Iraq really all that many?
2006-08-16 08:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by Franklin 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
How about: "We did it to Iraq. We did it to the Constitution. We did it to the truth. Now bend over so we can do it to you!"
2006-08-16 08:38:51 · answer #11 · answered by marianddoc 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋