any words that worked for you?
2006-08-16 07:42:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Its simple: you just need a Trunk Monkey!
Try this: http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/3qt.htm
This will make you smile. :^)
2006-08-16 07:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by perfecttiming1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be truthful and respectful. Honestly admit what you were doing, if you act stupid ( unless, of course, you really are dumb ) they will pick up on it, resent the disrespect, and ticket you immediantly... I was stopped for doing 60 in a 40, I knew the limit was slower, but was talking and did not notice I had come into the 40 zone...
We were just going around the corner, and also did not have our belts on... He asked if I knew I was speeding, and I told him exactly what had happened...He then asked me if we had our belts on when he lit me up... I said, "hell no, I am really absent minded today, you caught me red-handed"... He looked surprised, and ended up giving me a ticket for no seatbelts, which was $25, verses $115 for speeding... He then told me that he fully realized we did not have our belts on, and if I had lied, he was already made his mind up to give me a speeding ticket...They really are just like us, but they have the power to penalize you if you try to lie your way out of a possible ticket... All in all, be honest and show respect... They deal with real losers all the time, and if you are respectful you will get the benefit of the doubt more often than not.....
2006-08-16 15:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by mobileminiatures 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Precious little I'm afraid. Although the ladies usually stand a better chance of getting off with just a warning. Cops are human too!
2006-08-16 14:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by AK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing works if the cop is a jerk...i was 7 months pregnant and told him that my bladder was about to burst so i was speeding (only 7mph over...) to make it around the corner to where i teach elementary school...he didn't give two hoots, not even when i burst into tears and bawled my eyes out. he threw the ticket at me actually, didn't even hand it to me. that's friendly san diego cops for you!
2013-09-25 21:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by KSwis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't argue with him at all. Act all dumb blonde. Oh, gee, I didn't realize that was happening...please, officer, I'm ssssoooo sorry! I've just had so much on my mind...my mom is driving me CRAZY. Now she wants me to quit a job that I like because she wants me closer to home to help her. Geez!....and so on, while you're also handing him your license and registration. Ditzy and dumb is a really good act. If you can get him laughing, chances are that he'll let you go with a warning.
2006-08-16 14:51:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yes sir, I realize I was going over the speed limit. I was just keeping up with traffic and got carried away."
(I lied. I was going 90 mph).
He yelled at me, but didn't write me a ticket.
2006-08-16 14:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess if you don't have a trunk monkey then you not looking so good huh? well i always get out of tickets because i drop some names. i come from a family of cops.
2006-08-16 14:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by RocKsTaR 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I make it a HUGE HABIT, not to SPEED!!
In over 34 years of driving, I have never had a speeding ticket!
I am a Christian. I have to follow what the LORD says, and what my "masters" say. I have to obey all laws that I know of...
So, its easy for me to obey the speed limit, as its written down! (The one about not lusting after women, and if you even "think" about lusting after them, you have committed adultery, is the one that gets me!)...
So, I can obey mans law a lot easier than the LORDs law...
I wish you well...
Jesse
2006-08-16 14:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Sir I know u are about to ticket me and I accept that if u really want to do it, you are within your rights. I was speeding, sir. However, I swear on the Bible that I will always do my best to not speed. I lost my job and really can't afford the ticket, so I am just asking you, you know, not to do it if you are willing. Thanks you sir."
2006-08-16 14:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by gigantic_zebra_on_buffet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here it goes:
tell him that you are rushing to your mother's house because her basement pipes have cracked and water is spilling out into the house, and that you are sorry, but you had to get there to help move all the keepsake boxes.
2006-08-16 16:08:17 · answer #10 · answered by isaqt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just admit you were wrong going at that speed and that you didn't realize you were going that fast. Be polite, and you may just get a warning.
Chow!!
2006-08-16 14:52:13 · answer #11 · answered by No one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋