What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!?

Question

The Br*tish : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee
shop for good.
The Am*rican : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Ch*n*se: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will :
(1) Sell the coffee to the Am*rican and the insect to the Ch*n*se.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from
Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians & Lebanese and do massacre in Qana.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one
million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him
offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10)Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not
even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

to Blah Blah Blah:
why you mentioned the religion, i did not talked about islam or christianity or jews, so plz be polite, if you want talk about religions then shut your face & go religions category, clear little insect?

Answer 1

And the islamist murderers will: (not all Muslims just the murderers) will take out the insect stomp it to the ground, claim it as an infidel as a justification for killing it, claim that it has a tiny CIA camera attached and then ask a gullible 18 year old to strap a bomb to his vest in the name of allah and blow up someone, anyone as long as they are not an islamist murderer that they are killing.
Added after the insult from the author. Originally I was going to ignore your insult but then I decided what the heck, I tried to email you directly but couldn't therefore it stands to reason that I also cannot come see you which is to bad we could have had a nice discussion. So here goes. My friend you are the one who by way of your bigoted question regarding Israel making disparaging comments about them and using all the stereotypical jewish traits made this about religion. Please refrain from name calling if your vacabulary allows.

Answer 2

Israel is controled by Zionists..and they frame Jews and Muslim at the same time.,


They are the Illuminatis, and they own you,
This is the New World Order, and it is your future if the world don't wake up :

And this is what Bush’s minions had to say in 2000;-
"Further, the process of transformation, even if it brings revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event – like a new Pearl Harbor"
Project for the New American Century (2000)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century

“Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.”
Hermann Göring(Nazi) 1946 Confessions (Nuremberg Diary)
http://www.snopes2.com/quotes/goering.htm

"We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order."
David Rockefeller: Statement to the United Nations Business Council in September 1994

"For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with other around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will. If that is the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it." David Rockefellers memoirs (2002)

Make you investigations about Jesuits, the New World Order, the Illuminatis, the Free-Masonery, the Death Clan. They plan a world reduction of population of 80%...Far worse than Hitler...

1. Monetary and sex bribery was to be used to obtain control of men already in high places in the various levels of all governments and other fields of endeavor. Once influential persons had fallen for the lies, deceits, and temptations of the Illuminati, they were to be held in bondage by application of political and other forms of blackmail, threats of financial ruin, public exposure, and physical harm, even death to themselves and loved members of their families.

2. The Illuminati who were on the faculty of colleges and universities were to cultivate students possessing exceptional mental ability and who belonged to well-bred families with international leanings, and recommend them for special training in Internationalism. Such training was to be provided by granting scholarships, like the Rhodes Scholarship, to those selected by the Illuminati. All such scholars were to be first persuaded and then convinced that men of special talent and brains had the right to rule those less gifted on the grounds that the masses do not know what is best for them physically, mentally, and spiritually.

Answer 3

Thats is great answer in a question .you have hit the jackpot and i think a great analysis of the things going on around the world .you have a summary of the situation in a simple words send it to print media and see. Great question with the answer in it i give you 10 points for the question . .

Answer 4

What would the people in your country do?
Where is your country?

Answer 5

Funny, funny US would buy the coffee for the cup too.

Answer 6

Dang...all that from a cup of mid day coffee

Answer 7

(11) It all works
(12) Israel "Occupies" Entire Middle East

Answer 8

Thats funny.

Answer 9

Do you get two points for answering your own question? Silly, this whole diatribe cost you three points.

Answer 10

You know, at first I was tempted to report for abuse, but then I read the whole thing. LOL I like it!