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2006-08-16 05:26:58 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Women's Health

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What were u thinking putting cheese in your cooch!!!! When I was in High School, a girl once put a hot dog up there. It got stuck and she had to go to the hospital to get it out.

That's what u need to do Have fun telling the doctor about it. Happy Trails!!!!

2006-08-16 05:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 3 0

Squat and push like you're having a bowel movement. If that doesn't work you can always go to the ER. But be prepared for howling laughter. Next time buy a dildo and some KY jelly. Food objects can cause a nasty infection eeeewwww.

2006-08-16 05:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by bosing215 1 · 2 0

are you able to suspect what i heard right this moment? i heard a woman say this. "Obama desires to kill little ones. Thats in basic terms how democrats are." i could no longer even remark i replaced into too taken aback to communicate. in case you have not got the final documents, keep your mouth close!!!! i know that no longer all democrats have self assurance in abortion, even though it rather is homicide. and Obama and terrorists... FYI obama replaced into 8 while invoice ayers did what ever he did. he desires to clean up what befell with that guy. i do no longer care if he replaced into 8 or no longer he nevertheless has a centred relationship with this guy and served on boards with him...Do you think of that looney guy in basic terms replaced his procedures or some thing????? and mccain in basic terms tears obamas marketing campaign down and he does not even say what he will do as pres. obama is sturdy- a hundred% of his classified ads are detrimental. they are no longer all detrimental, even the liberal newscasters consider that. And the yankee human beings do would desire to be made responsive to the authentic Obama. i've got seen detrimental from Barack besides.... and mccain says 'obama. no longer waiting to handbook.' is palin waiting if mccain dies? Palin has easily "ruled" some thing... she wasn't some community activist. So the guy your easily vote casting for for PRESIDENT is the guy who's green.... So if McCain does die i might plenty rather have Palin the oh so staggering radical Obama. and his classified ads additionally say obama is elevating taxes. additionally no longer authentic. his entire marketing campaign is reducing taxes for center class families. AKA ninety 5% of the inhabitants. at the same time as mccain is reducing taxes for his wealthy pals, his isn't for the middle class As McCain reported final night... Why might all and sundry choose to strengthen taxes in united states of america of america remarkable now? OPEN YOUR EYES... Obama's smile rather isn't that exceedingly!

2016-09-29 08:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by kuhlmann 4 · 0 0

2 points

2006-08-16 05:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Krysty 1 · 0 1

Your sexual frustration could simply be cured by applying a bit of KY Lubricant, available at most pharmacies and drug stores for a minimal cost. In a pinch? Vaseline works too.

2006-08-16 05:33:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

one time a girl put a banana up there (without the peel) and it broke in half with one piece of it inside of her.yup they had to take it out. ahahah

2006-08-16 05:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Easy 2 points,it sounds like you are in H***.there was no doubt inmy mind where you were going to spend eternity....I bet ,the devil is raging mad. Poor Satan,(i,even feel sorry for him) realized that he is stuck with you through
eternity. My advice for the devil/satan is; inflict your worse pain on this sick
boy, and make him cry with agony all thru eternity........fire,pain, agony.....

2006-08-16 11:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by FELINELOVER 5 · 0 1

Well at least I get 2 points, right?

2006-08-16 05:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by Gotquestions?? 1 · 0 1

My fist grader sounds the words out too!!! keep trying

2006-08-16 05:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by robbie h 2 · 1 1

Your mastery of the caps lock key amazes me.

2006-08-16 05:30:22 · answer #10 · answered by haha 4 · 1 1

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