Intelligent Bouyancy theory is an alternative to traditional aerodynamics, which is unable to explain how Santa's sleigh can fly. Under IB, it is recognized that all flight is rooted in intelligence. Sparrows are intelligent, and that's why they can fly. Bats are intelligent. Emus and penguines are pretty stupid and that's why they can't fly. And of course, men are intelligent (well some of them anyway) which is why they can fly. It follows then that the reason Santa's sleigh can fly is because Santa and the deer are intelligent. Thus IB can explain all flight, whereas aevildynamics can not.
Why is this theory not being taught in public schools? Anyone who opposes teaching the controversy is obviously a religious fanatic and a fool/pig.
2006-08-16 04:30:46 · 10 answers · asked by lenny 7 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
I agree. IB is a good and sound theory. How do we know that aerodymanics work? Is there any naturally occuring aerodynamics that is not of intelligence? Is there an aerodynamic rock somewhere that can fly? I have never seen one.
Just kidding, but I like your question and the obvious implication that it makes. Very good job.
On a side note, anyone not realizing that this is a tounge-in-cheek question that acutally raises points about another common question needs to get out of the gene pool.
2006-08-16 04:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by wizard8100@sbcglobal.net 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I thought we were teaching it under the new standards that we are forced to under no (meaning every) child left behind. ECLB often calls for the dumbing down of education to benefit the lowest academic student (which it doesn't) at the lowering of standards for the brighter students.
2006-08-16 04:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 08:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by kuhlmann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That makes about as much sense as not teaching phonics anymore. No wonder kids are so clueless these days.
2006-08-16 04:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uh...okay! I guess you learn something new every day. Right up until now i hadn't a clue about any of this.
2006-08-16 04:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by loonyTunes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah... and flies are REALLY intelligent... that's why they can buzz around all night long to prevent me to get my beauty sleep...
if something like that was taught at schools, I would get my kids out imediately and homeschool them myself
2006-08-16 04:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I refuse to consider your blasphemy because I've been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
2006-08-16 04:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is hilarious...I sincerely hope that a parody for ID...b/c that's great.
2006-08-16 05:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by An Agent of Chaos 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a pile of crap
2006-08-16 06:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by andyoptic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-16 04:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by Dr M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋