Have you actually ever said it to someone's face?
Tell me about it if you have! I need a laugh!
2006-08-16 04:01:03 · 12 answers · asked by Bite Me 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
My friend actually caught fire once. Well, we lit his socks while he was sleeping and he started to scream like a girl. And we all watch for a few minutes wondering if maybe someone should pee on him, he eventually got himself out. Good Times
2006-08-16 04:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Only I didn't say it that nicely. It was an argument over child support, and the ex claimed she was being "****ed on" I said there's no way that's true, and she asked me to justify that.
"Because, I wouldn't **** on you if you were on fire."
2006-08-16 11:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by Professor Chaos386 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm yeah i have said it before but then he was really on fire too.It was right after me and my ex had fooled around and i wanted to break up with him and he was smoking a cigarette naked and the cherry of the cigarette fell off and landed in his pubic hair and set it ablaze.I laughed and said well it stands true i wont piss on you if your on fire and walked away he was a nasty jerk anyways.I still laugh about it to this day.
2006-08-16 04:14:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What I actually said was, "I wouldn't pi$$ down your throat if your guts were on fire."
Said to a co-worker, who needed to be told.
2006-08-16 04:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard on guy say this to another when he was asked for a drink of his pop, -
"I wouldn't let you lick the sweat off my b@lls if you were dying of thirst".
Pretty graphic insult, I thought.
2006-08-16 04:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
years ago i'm sorry to say I said it to a girl, she was prissy so I thought, and when we were fighting and I told her that, the pure look of shock on her face, that I felt she was not worthy of my pee, still brings a smile to my face.
2006-08-16 04:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I will make sure I say it to someone this week.
2006-08-23 17:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by Lordd Virgil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of that one
2006-08-24 02:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Honey "B" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, i have. long ago. hehehe.
some jerk, cant even think of the name anymore.
totally useless person. think he's dead now of cancer, he used to rip people off, steal, and deal drugs.
2006-08-16 04:06:54 · answer #9 · answered by digital genius 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
www . liquidgeneration . com
2006-08-23 20:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by middleshoes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋