Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2006-08-16 03:56:16 · 10 answers · asked by Bob 4 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
Very Very Good!!!!!
Thanks im happy npw.
2006-08-16 04:07:55 · answer #1 · answered by Maura 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a silent night near Bethlehem. A mother was sleeping in a barn, her baby in a manger. One of the shepherds came in to get out of the snow, and didn't notice a rake under the straw. When he stepped on it, it hit him in the face. "Jesus Christ", he said.
"Now that's a nice name", said the mother
2006-08-16 11:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by Canute 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but not for a long time !
made me smile
2006-08-16 11:01:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ross B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Hahaha, thats really funny, nice one xxx
2006-08-16 11:02:12 · answer #4 · answered by CrayzeeKat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 11:02:36 · answer #5 · answered by Cocktail 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one so far
2006-08-16 11:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that! That is soo funny!
2006-08-16 11:02:02 · answer #7 · answered by Truely RAnnDoom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, heard this before and thought it was hilarious! Thanks for sharing it!
2006-08-16 11:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by cissygurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Spot on boy, spot on.
2006-08-16 11:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! LMFAO!!!! That was good!
2006-08-16 11:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋