2006-08-16 03:48:29 · 15 answers · asked by Svouras 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My 5yr. old daughter goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair,
while her Dad is getting his hair cut,
she is eating a snack cake.
The barber says to her
"Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie"
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too
2006-08-16 04:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by just a cariboo angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day a man felt bore from living on Earth....He stopped a taxi and told the driver take me to another planet....The driver just said OK....He took him deep into the desert and he said: That's it we're there , a brand new planet . Only 300 bucks!
The idiot guy gave him the money and got out and walked away. He met another guy who said : Oh...I'm sweating from the sun!
He replied " Hi ,and I'm Bush from Earth!"
2006-08-16 11:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by mido 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, fell and walla...Big Bird of Sesame Street was born.
2006-08-16 11:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something funny
2006-08-16 10:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by pro.sexy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has finished his work . And looked at Adam , he said: oh you are perfect , an extraordinary job , art .. etc . Then he made the Eve and looking to her said : Mmmmm you will need make-up !!
2006-08-16 10:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by Viviana DanielaD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
INTERVIEWER :SO UR NAMES BOND,JAMES,BUT I WILL CALL
U PIMPLE BOY.IS IT FINE???
JOB SEEKER ; cooool!!!!!!thank u sir
INTERVIEWER:what is ur major malfunction apart from ur
appearence
JOB SEEKER ;when i tonggue-washed urrrr car today,i forgot to move it a foot so that i could lick the part of tire that was on the ground
INTERVIEWER;incompetent ***!!!get out & drown ur self
2006-08-16 11:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was little, I sat on my dad's face and farted.
Ha ha, I love dumb potty humor.
2006-08-16 10:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was so windy yesterday i seen a chicken lay the same egg twice.
2006-08-21 12:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by duc602 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I broke my toe telling children's story at church. I tripped
2006-08-16 10:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by I-o-d-tiger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish, Im corny.
2006-08-22 09:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by pink81088 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋