In a back room, a female coworker bent over & said "Stick it right in there", I'm married but I did it

Question

This broad is very pushy, & I tend to be too nice to women. She had found the file on the floor that we were looking for and I put the paperwork inside. Are you easily swayed by your significant others or by the opposite gender?

Serenity,

Where to start, I can't even fathom. Porn? If what I post is porn, you have a filthy mind. I rarely speak directly about sex. You make assumptions, as we all do. In case you were unaware, children do not understand innuendo, but I'm sure you don't watch sitcoms.

YA is family oriented? Sorry, but no, YA is profit oriented, as is Yahoo. As far as 13 year olds seeing my "smut", they post the filtihiest stuff on here, and they tend not to stay in the Marriage & Divorce section, they prefer Singles & Dating. I doubt that YA is even close to a rival to Myspace- you want to peruse porn, Go there.

I have 2 children, but it doesn't relate to you or your request other than the fact that their access to the net is limited, as it should be for you children and grandchildren.

You assume from my bio that my job sucks, you are quite wrong. As it also stated in my bio, I'm NEVER serious. Wonk Wonk!

Life is the most precious gift we have. My intent is to provide some humor into lives that are being broken up or having trouble. If that's a sin, so be it. My maker will determine that at a later date.

For whatever reason, you think that sex needs to be in closet. My brother showed my first Playboy at 12. Kids aren't saints....like you are or were, sorry to break the news.

You want to stand on your soapbox against porn? Go after the real stuff. I'm simply twisting real events in my life for a gag. If you don't get it, I apologize.

I wish you the best life you can live. Make it great. God Bless Us All.
Excelsior!

Serenity,
One more thing. If you want to dish out commentary and questions on a public website, at least make yourself accessible. No email? Shame on you. My email is wide open, drop me a line sometime.

Excelsior!

Answer 1

I am so entertained by the drama surrounding your questions!

Answer 2

Hey dude, what makes you think you are so funny? I read your profile and took a look at your questions, and these are just plain porn, not porn jokes, just porn tittles. It is not a question of loosing up, or not taking life so seriously, it is about decency and good humor a thirteen year old participant can view here. This is a family oriented site, for all ages, starting at thirteen. Do you have children? I suppose not or you would stop to think what type of affect reading this type of porn would have on a thirteen year old daughter of yours.

I am asking politely if you would please refrain from posting pornographic material here. It is not the appropriate place to do so. Please consider the young who participate and think ahead to your own children and what you would like them to see or not see on a site like this which includes youth. Please find a more appropriate venue for your porn stories and jokes.

Thanks for considering this, I really appreciate it. Have a really nice day. Oh, I am sorry your job is not satisfying for you. It may be in your best interests to find something you can really enjoy. LIfe is too short to spend such a major portion of it in a boring job. Just a thought. By the way, I am not being mean. I too do not like those who are mean spirited. But, just think of how these questions look to the youth who come here. They participate in this area of Answers as they often have many questions on relationships and friends. This is a major draw for the youth here. Please reconsider these types of innapropriate "questions". Thanks so much, Blessed Be.

Answer 3

My friend, as a fellow human being , and therefore , subject to make mistakes, especially when proved. I think that being married you should have been loyal to your partner. You wouldn't have liked it if this thing was the other way round. I wouldn't like it ( to say the least) if my woman would have fallen for such a provocation.
Remember we are men and we are suppose to be the stronger sex!

Answer 4

OK-i WANT YOU KNOW-i don't care bout restraining orders-Ask Angelina or Jennifer.
And for 13yr olds and "serenity"-i AM talking bour pure raw adulterious SEX


and girl-i am over 30 and a mom too-u gotta realx, plus don't think about it

Answer 5

Well it seems you arent too faithful are you?It takes a real man to stand up and say no and do the right thing.You are asking to lose alot if you continue this behavior.You should never have gotten married.You dont remember your wedding vows do you?SAD....

Answer 6

Your acknowledgment of these answers and earnest defense of your YA shtick is the weirdest part of your whole act. It's never even occurred to us to explain why we write the things we write.

Also, Serenity said "tittles."

Answer 7

hahaha yea im easily swayed, one time a person at work grabbed me and shoved me really hard and said get down! i listened to him because there was a sniper in the building and he was just trying to be protective, it was nice of him but nonetheless he was being pushy.

Answer 8

Funny again! Just keep being nice it didn't hurt you.



It is obvious not everyone reads the additions information in the question.

Answer 9

Yes i'm easily swayed by the opposite gender, but not if i were married!

Answer 10

That gal is psycho.

For all you know, she has herpes and hates men so she's giving it to every idiot willing to poke her without knowing what kind of freak she's like.

If she knows you're married, pray that she doesn't come up to you and try to blackmail you later.