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or tell me some funny stories and jokes thanks

2006-08-16 03:24:55 · 25 answers · asked by beavis 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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I saw a woman the other day. She was wearing that oxygen tank and apparatus all hooked up to her face to breathe. She proceeded to buy 2 cartons of cigarettes. I thought well, maybe they aren't for her. then she proceeded to light one up right there in the store. I wanted to say something, but why bother? I got the heck away from her though. If she blows up it would serve her right LOL. What the hell is wrong with people anyway?

2006-08-16 03:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by poisonivy4913 5 · 0 0

I am bored too. I have been stuck in my little tiny home for 5 weeks now while I recover from neck surgery. I have watched every movie I own, played a zillion and one games on Yahoo! Games, and beat every GameCube game I own. I think you should entertain me.

2006-08-16 10:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0 0

What do you want to talk about, why don't you sign in to a chat room, lycos has some good ones, much easier to chat there

2006-08-16 10:28:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok, this is a blonde joke( sry blondes)

a mother and her kids were driving by a corn feild and the mother spots a blonde canoeing in the corn feild, the mother jumps out of the car in rage and starts screaming @ the blonde this: OMG, U KINDS OF BLONDES R WHO GIVES US OTHER BLONDES A BAD REPUTATION, AND IF I COULD SWIM, I WOULD SWIM OUT AND KICK UR A**!!!!!!
hahhahahahahahhahaha..get it??

2006-08-16 10:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by maddie. 2 · 0 0

Hello.

2006-08-16 10:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by Rox 4 · 0 0

Back to school soon
until then, try a chat room

2006-08-16 10:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

huh huh huh huh tool! huh huh huh! -sorry beavis, could'nt resist..how is your day goin' so far?..heres a joke..:
how do you know if a elephants' been in your fridge?
there's footprints in your butter!
sorry honey, a bit corny but i've been up since 5.30 this morning!

2006-08-16 12:31:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know there is such a thing as Yahoo Messanger or AIM.

2006-08-16 10:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by Corn_Flake 6 · 0 0

I easily get bored too. If you like you can always email me at susanjones17@btinternet.com
Speak to you soon!

2006-08-16 10:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by bingolil 4 · 0 0

Mind if I keep u company?

2006-08-16 10:29:48 · answer #10 · answered by norskii13 1 · 0 0

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