Admitidly there are hundreds but a couple of mine are:
"whats the point in going out when we are only gonna end up here again" or
(when getting back with Marge in the episode where he moves in with gay guys); "Date a chick with kids? I don't know"
Homer rocks!!
2006-08-16 02:51:59 · 19 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead.
2006-08-16 03:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by someguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the one with him looking for his soul mate, which he had assumed was Marge, and in the end he found out it was "In your face Space Coyote." Another great thing in that was earlier with that and that Talking Coyote was a talking dog and the dog goes Find your soul mate Homer and then Homer was wait a minute dogs can't talk so the dog goes Woof and Homer goes Damn Straight. Now the classic quote "Beer the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"
2006-08-16 10:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marge it two people to lie, one to talk and one to listen
From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel
2006-08-16 09:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by OriginalBubble 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marge is dressing him (think he has a new job)
MARGE: Stand still, and stop squirming
HOMER: I aaamm staying still, I aaamm squirming!
2006-08-16 10:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by curlygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
2006-08-16 10:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by ohahraj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Fiddledeedee that will require a tetanus jab!
2006-08-16 12:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Ullers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the 1st lady.
Marge it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to believe it
2006-08-16 10:00:06 · answer #7 · answered by yourstupidityeludesme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no meaning to this it's just a load of stuff that happenned.
2006-08-16 09:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iam so smart, Iam so smart s m r t , i mean s m A r t
2006-08-16 09:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny Rainbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lesson is never try.
2006-08-16 09:58:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋