Just catch the Randomness inside and answer this question as bizarre as you can. Remember, most bizarre gets 10 points!!
2006-08-16 02:29:09 · 16 answers · asked by Jess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hello,Lady...
Why the hell...
Didn't i bring more Four Leaf Clovers to keep my fuel tank maxed out???
What the heck was i thinking?...dumb a*s...
Now i'm sitting here stuck in between the third and forth rings of Saturn...
And it could be days before another space truckin' traveler happens by...
That's what i get for listening to Jess...
And the shortcut she gave me...
Now i'll never get to Venus in time for my date with the Molten Hot Lava Lady...
Guess i should have brought more Four leaf Clover fuel...
Unless of course,Jess gets an inkling in her head that the Dark Angel 333 is out of fuel in the rings of Saturn...
As she would easily jet out here and look for me,and replentish my supply of clovers...
Ah Jess...where are you,lady?..:)
Thank You
2006-08-16 09:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The giant blue frog picked up his knapsack and trotted out of the pub. There would be no selling his mascara for men any time soon as all the customers only wanted to buy chewing tea.
2006-08-16 09:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
did i cross the raod with the chicken with the baby stapled to its back and on a rainy sunday night on feburary 12 in 1997 while my mom screams out "stop " and my gf cheats on me and my sis is having a baby boy in the alley while blowing some guy for $2.50 and dad is gambling his life away while sucking down a bottle of jack daniels
why?
2006-08-16 09:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because George Bush told Bill Clinton that John F. Kennedy wore his boxers inside out every third Thursday.
2006-08-16 09:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because my grandma broke her hip then Mr.Micheal Jackson kicked me then we had pie and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate until the aliens came and then took over the world.Then I had to run for 5 miles and then found out i could use a car!!!!!The End
2006-08-16 09:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ry_Guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cuz ther alien in the box made a strange mystic powers to make it happen and then he joined forces wit monkey man to create this apcolipse!!!! oh no were doomed!!!live wit it
2006-08-16 09:35:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because the boat caught fire and the immigrants had to swim ashore. they found new land and called it Emerika! but later found that it was already occupied by evil man-eating penguins who enslaved them and later on ate them up, using their bones as toothpicks.
2006-08-16 09:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by statistics 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do I suffer?
Maybe I was a horrible wretched person in a past life. I just don't get a break in this one!
2006-08-16 09:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the alien in my head said so, that's why.
2006-08-16 09:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beacuse the grass is brown and my neighbor is a whore. Why else???
2006-08-16 09:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Jennifer♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋