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none...they are too busy asking and answering to bother

2006-08-19 09:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

1/2

2006-08-19 09:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

depends on who it is. None they are all here. I actually only spend about 30 minutes here a week so I have plenty of time to change lightbulbs though I usually get on of the guys to do it. That and trash. I get stuck with everything else.

2006-08-16 02:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by Kat 2 · 0 0

If you're a right wing Christian, none because Jesus is the Light.

If you're a left wing wacko, it can't be done because Bush has sent all the light changers to the middle east to be killed for oil and his fat cat weapons dealer cronies.

If you're a conservative, one, you just do it yourself... then brag about what a wonderful country we have that gave you the freedom to choose to change that American made light bulb!

If you are a liberal, one, because there is no one around to help you, because Bush has sent all the light changers to the middle east....

If you're Hezbollah, we're going to kidnap your light bulb, and blow up the rest of your light bulbs with missiles.

If you're Israeli, we'll push the button on the exploding light bulb you stole, then bomb anybody that might have a light bulb in their home.

If you're Bush, you call out "Hey Blair, change this bulb"

If you're Blair, you change his bulb.

If you're Edna, you have the bulb banned.

2006-08-16 02:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0 0

Between getting turned in for light bulb abuse, asking how to do it, looking up how to do it so you can tell everyone else, trying to turn it into some kind of sexual act, being condemned and/or praised by the Bible thumpers for doing it, and having to leave the computer to do it------it would never get changed--but there would be at least 15 questions about it.

2006-08-16 02:25:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

3 to tell you that your racist.
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2 to feel sorry for your plight
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3 to explain their experience changing lightbulbs
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1 to agree with one of the people who told you that your racist.
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9

2006-08-16 02:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

One

2006-08-16 02:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by WC 7 · 0 0

One! The answerer who needs the 10 points.

2006-08-16 02:17:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

about 3,012. One actually changes the light bulb, about 1000 to criticize the methodology of the light bulb change. Another 1000 to question whether changing the light bulb will make him like me, or lose weight. Another 1000 to thank you for the two points. And 11 to provide support and encouragement during the light bulb change.

2006-08-16 02:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by smedrik 7 · 0 1

96

2006-08-16 02:16:50 · answer #10 · answered by fireguy 5 · 0 1

At least 2, but the number depends on how soon there's a Best Answer.

2006-08-16 02:19:02 · answer #11 · answered by sabm11 2 · 0 1

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