I think my grandpa had one that could plow a field and was wondering if anybody knew how to train one nowadays..........I heard feeding them watermelon keeps them motivated.
2006-08-16 02:01:59 · 7 answers · asked by hog_wild 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
watermelon and jack daniels is the key to making your monkey a loyal worker. feed him 4 shots of jack daniels then playfully take him with you outside and show him how to plow the field. when he sobers up, feed him watermelon and he will want to plow fields everyday. i trained my monkey to drive. we go on trips, i set the cruise control and take a nap while he navigates.
2006-08-16 03:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should sell your field, since your question indicates that field owning in your family has caused intergenerational brain damage and you are obviously now sinking lower on the evolutionary scale and soon your brain will be watermelon mush.
2006-08-16 04:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by sage 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously i dont think so cos they are to inquisitive so they won't be able to concentrate for long periods of time.......and they will have to start paying tax if it become a full time job
2006-08-16 02:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by jjtrdx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, if it's a blonde Monkey!
2006-08-16 02:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Texan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it could be possible if its a highly inteligent monkey but then there some monkeys who are smarter than humans,lol
2006-08-16 02:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by ecstasyg83 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-16 03:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by Tigers Gal! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you manage it please please post pictures!!
2006-08-16 02:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by purple_ronnie_always 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋