2006-08-16 01:46:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Remove his snowballs!!!LoL
2006-08-16 01:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, make a snowman look how you normally would, except make the middle one abnormally shaped, to define the curve most woman have, like make it slightly smaller near the bottom of the second piece, and make it larger near the top. Then once you got the basic snowman down, 3 big mounds of snow on top of each other(not a snow-kid orgy, so shut up everybody), put something purple on it. Anything purple and furry will guarantee it looks more feminine then just sticking a black hat on it and making it come to life. THEN take two large mounds of snow, about half the size of the head,(or bigger if your snow-woman to have snow-implants), and wedge them together so they look like a rounded out hourglass, then mold them onto the snow-woman's chest. Remove ANY snowballs on your snowman, but make sure you have ONE carrot.(or two if your going for the transsexual and/or hermaphrodite snow-woman/man/thing.) then do the normal eye thing, and put two eye things in the center on each "snow-boob" for good measure. Then put a carrot in your snow-woman's hand, and make sure you do the snow-woman's mouth in an O shape, not the U shaped smile. Then set fire to a small twig and put it in the mouth, or if you wanna go modern day, put a carrot in.(point first)
Good luck with your snow-woman!!!
2006-08-16 02:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just simply call the snowman, 'snowwoman'
2006-08-16 02:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by Hyundai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Add some fake eyelashes, and instead of a mens hat, put on a more girly beanie, and a pretty scarf around the neck.
2006-08-16 01:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by Verb8mgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Michael Jackson?
2006-08-16 01:57:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Accessories!
2006-08-16 01:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn the carrot you used as the snowman's penis around and push it in. Then remove.
TADA!
2006-08-16 01:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by Goldblade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warm his heart with the promise of free membership at an all girls spar.
2006-08-16 01:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by fathermartin121 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks to the magic of snow. You add two mounds for breasts and add a little extra for her butt but don't forget to cover her up! She won't like being so exposed!
2006-08-16 01:50:51 · answer #9 · answered by ♥TransylvanianVamp♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An awesome snow-rack, with a lacy push up bra of course! ;)
2006-08-16 01:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by FairyGirl73 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the buttons on the other side.
2006-08-16 01:54:24 · answer #11 · answered by Goddess of Grammar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋