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or just answer anything and take 2 points bcoz i want more and more answers so pls answer
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2006-08-16 01:09:57 · 11 answers · asked by spoon 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
here is a joke:
1.Once a train was moving on the railway line. Suddenly the train got down from the railway line and started moving into the fields.
The passengers got angry and decided to punish the train driver.
When the train stopped, all the passengers came to the driver and asked:"Why did you take the train off the track into the fields."
Driver: A man came in front and was standing on the railway line.
Passeners: Why did you risk the life of so many passengers in order to save the life of one man.You should have driven the train on that man.
Driver: I was going to do this only but the man ran towards the field.
2006-08-16 01:23:12 · update #1
here's the second one:
Santa was was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife?
Santa's Wife: I am here.
Santa: Where are my sons?
Santa's Sons: We are here. Dad!
Santa: Where is Banta?
Banta: I am also here.
Santa: Then! who is at the shop.
2006-08-16 01:27:42 · update #2
funny
2006-08-16 04:37:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Night
2016-03-27 04:12:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 01:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 01:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 01:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 01:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by nelabis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
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2006-08-16 01:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's morning here 8:17am thanks for the 2
2006-08-16 01:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by dj 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks a ton dude or chick. you just lost five points to give us all two.
2006-08-16 01:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by phe_03 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-08-16 01:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by kurdapya_007 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋