2006-08-16 00:55:22 · 12 answers · asked by mish0 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i worked in a call center, i called the office, asked to speak to myself, went into the office and spoke to myself then turned to the boss saying " that was my neibour, im flooding him, i need to go ", worked a treat!
2006-08-16 01:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although it didn't work out, my oldest daughter and I sat up one night playing Nintendo games (yes it's been a few years ago) and while playing we were both sitting cross legged on the floor, when I got up my foot was alseep and I fell, nearly breaking my ankle, when I called in, my boss just laughed and said it was the funniest excuse he had ever gotten.... I had to go to the hospital, have my ankle x rayed and bandaged for a severe sprain then go to work... on crutches. At the time, I just thought it was a freak accident but looking back, it was funny.
2006-08-16 01:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Big-Sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would either be because I was stuck in Paris and couldn't get a flight back for another 2 days due to stricks in both France and the UK. Or the one where I couldn't drive into work because I had broken my glasses and was over 60 miles away with my car so getting a bus was out of the question, that was a fun day.
2006-08-16 01:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by pgarfunkle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went into work and told my boss I was moving to London that day, and had only come in to tell him to his face that I was going. He looked really shocked as I walked out the door. It was a genuine excuse though, I had found out my hubby was having an affair, so I packed up in one night and left.
2006-08-16 01:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That my puppy had swallowed my door key and I couldn't get out until a locksmith got here and the earliest he can come is 4 pm, it worked and I didn't have a puppy at the time.
2006-08-16 01:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answered similar question with this;
"Hello, I can't come in today a spider's escaped and I need to find it before it bites someone."
After I'd put the phone down, I couldn't believe the words that had come out of my (hungover if not still drunken) mouth.
2006-08-16 01:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I would like 2 say is this........
Anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my @ss coming into work today."
However mine was that my car had broken down - wasn't funny at all 'cause my car really did break down... the next day!!!
2006-08-16 01:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by Auntie Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iv got diarrhoea problems I'm sure u dont want me to splash out here lol
2006-08-16 01:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by -mystery- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm in labor...but it was true."
I had the same excuse, and it was a lie.
But then, they did'nt believe it anyway.
lg, Ben
2006-08-16 01:05:35 · answer #9 · answered by Ben Ferrari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not mine but i read this to some magazine. it says that he said to his boss that he got drunk and gotten into this group anal sex and suffered a nasty condition to his butt for days.
2006-08-16 01:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by X man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋