Bush and Blair are already chained in my dungeon and are watching a film of war in Afghanistan and Iraq with their eyes propped open with matchsticks with sharpened ends. Who would you like to join them and how would you punish them?
To get you started: I'm going to give Trinny and Susanna a Jimmy Saville makeover and parade them through jeering crowds.
2006-08-16 00:13:02 · 16 answers · asked by comradelouise 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Linda Barker and Claire Sweeny
GAH! Hate them hate them hate them!!! And how would I punish them?? Cut of linda's hands so she cant make anymore sofas (Or "Design" them)
and cut off Claire Sweeny's legs so she can stop pretending to be a west end star.
And of course - sew both their gobs up so I never hear them speak (or sing) again. Would be bliss!!
2006-08-16 00:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Jem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May as well add that hard faced witch from 10 years younger in with T&S. Paul Dannan from Love Island, Jim Davidson and Darren Day should all have a place in your dungeon. I would have thought a suitable punishment would be to simply leave them all in a confined space together, annoying the hell out of each other.
How about that, jamesdean2002uk is actually THAT stupid that he didn't understand the question.
2006-08-17 00:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big Brother candidates (who then emerge as D list Celebes) Other Reality TV candidates.
2006-08-16 00:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uri Gellar, repeatedly beat him with spoons whilst making him watch a repeat of when he was on the Big Breakfast show and he couldnt bend any of the spoons that the the show had provided him, claiming they werent right (cos they werent trick spoons you d**k)
2006-08-16 00:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nicholas Cage. I freakin hate that guy I wish someone would take him out so I would not have to see his ugly bad acting face in every movie made. He bites, and Tom Greene..That guy is a waste of human flesh.
2006-08-16 01:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by poisonivy4913 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Anybody who is classed as a 'celebrity' because they've either slept with someone famous, or been on a relaity TV show, e.g. Rebecca Loos, Jade Goody etc.
2006-08-16 00:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Paris Hilton That's Hot LOL!!
2006-08-16 00:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by Danielle w 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
any "celebs" who endorse wearing fur for fashion..( j-lo , beyonce), all those annoying stick-thin pathetic girls ( lindsay lohan,paris hilton,nicole ritchie) tom cruise for being a total knob..
gibbo also for being a total knob and a nazi...
everyone who has ever been on big brother and are milking their 15 minutes for all its worth....also bb hostess davina ..does she actually know how to talk quietly or was her decibel level fixed at
birth?..thanks..that felt so much better!
2006-08-16 08:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
slightly contaversal - harry potter - everyone in BB although NOT elebraties and the chuckle brothers
2006-08-16 00:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by elmleaquack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful i got reported for this question but i was blowing them up.
cliff richards and cher oh and the trannycat dolls
2006-08-16 00:17:30 · answer #10 · answered by pinktart2003 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋