I can't remember the recommended procedure... at the moment I'm torn between offering him a strong cup of coffee and trying to convert him...
2006-08-16 00:09:47 · 29 answers · asked by comradelouise 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Erm, surfcities, by convert him, I meant go to bed with him
2006-08-16 00:18:45 · update #1
Anyone of the following me darlin'
1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.
6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,
11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,
12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.
14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.
15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter*).
16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.
17. Turn him over and drive him windward.
18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him.
19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him.
20. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.
2006-08-16 00:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by danie100uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a drunk myself at the moment and going on medication next week to stop,if he has been drinking like I was you can't change him overnight without this medication because there is a strong chance he could have a fit or ceasure,so it would be best for him to see a doctor 1st but he has to have the will power 1st and be ready to stop
2006-08-16 00:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by s_d_wadham 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him the coffee and try to convert him as a matter of fact you can sleepwith him too, he might be the one?? the choices are endless just remember and im very serious when i say this, use protection!! have fun baby!
2006-08-16 00:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by bruinveldmuis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strong coffee, make sure he leaves nothing behind, make sure you didn't give him your name and address and phone number and offer him a ride to anywhere - in other words - dump him!
2006-08-16 00:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by dph_40 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Going to bed with him is hardly a conversion. Why not sober him up and then send him on his way. Obviously, he means little to you, and you MUST have more pride in yourself than to go to bed with a stranger who is drunk.
Chow!!
2006-08-16 00:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by No one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in a bath tub and wreck havoc ; pour beans on him , chuck water & ice cubes etc. :)
2006-08-16 00:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by Iron Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being an ex jack-tar myself. I highly recommend that you leave him alone. He will take his own time to recover and will back to his old self in no time :-)
2006-08-16 00:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pull out the plug and wet him all over;
put him in the scuffs with the hosepipe on him...
but make sure that you do it early in the morning!
2006-08-16 00:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in the long boat until he's sober
2006-08-16 00:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by Eric C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in the long boat 'till he's sober.
2006-08-16 00:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by Jooles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋