would you rather be able to open bottles with your belly button or always know when to switch lanes in traffic

Answer 1

I'm going to have to take the high road here and say I'd be my own bottle opener. It's like this: you're at a wild party and booze are flooding in with every person that shows up, but wait-- woe, no bottle opener. What to do? There's Kelly, the girl who can bite open bottles, but she's at the rave downtown because she didn't want to hang out with you losers. That's where I come in. Just imagine; if you could do this one thing, forget about switching lanes. You are a hero, and this means the frat boys will carry you to wherever you need on a palanquin of gold and scented with nutmeg and fine Spanish oils. It's the highlife for you my friend.

The bellybutton has brought down entire empires-- it has that sort of power, and adding this to its repetoire will undoubtbly honour you among your guests for years to come.

Answer 2

That's a no-brainer. There's a million other ways you could open a bottle. But nobody has mastered the art of switching lanes. Just think of the bucket loads of dosh you could make from hosting Lane Switching seminars.

Answer 3

Do you get to your destination any quicker by switching lanes in congested traffic? What is your reasoning behind opening bottles that way - you'll only wet your pants?

Answer 4

Switch Lanes. That's something I have to do every day. Bottles which aren't twist off, not so much.

Answer 5

I'd have to pick always know when to switch lanes in traffic.

Answer 6

If I don't know when to switch lanes I probally wouldn't want to open that bottle cause I would be either in jail or dead!

Answer 7

Definitely knowing when to switch lanes - I might go thirsty but at least I won't cause a nasty car accident

Answer 8

always know when to switch lanes

Answer 9

switch lanes, definately