2006-08-15 19:23:52 · 13 answers · asked by your mom 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Powered by hot air, Al Gore invented hot air...
2006-08-15 19:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If so, I suggest that we get Bush to sign an Executive Order to have Al Gore moved to a nice, luxurious house somewhere, where he would be fed a steady diet of prune juice and baked beans.
Then we could attach a refinery to the septic system, and we'd have the entire country powered without any dependence on mideast oil. :D
2006-08-15 19:30:37 · answer #2 · answered by The Walrus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, if only this could be true. the oil shortage would be history, jet fuel would hit all time lows, gasoline would go back to under a buck per gallon, and natural gas would take on a whole new meaning. unfortunately, i believe there is a cork, as most of the fecal matter comes streaming out his mouth.
2006-08-15 20:09:46 · answer #3 · answered by The Beast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you already know, I dislike Gore and the sneaky way he has as quickly as greater persevered himself to the "people" yet he's not greater crooked than all the politicians. it relatively is extremely humorous in case you think of roughly it. All politicians are legal experts (why is that?) and all legal experts are crooked yet we are consistently incensed whilst a infant-kisser seems to be deceitful and a criminal.
2016-11-04 22:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
When Al Gore takes dump his delicate perfumed poopies float down to water like cherry blossoms.
And then....as he uses bidet...his manservant flushes toilet and sends poopies to fermenting tank.
2006-08-15 19:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I have it on good information that his seat cushions in the back of his limo are connected directly to his gas tank.
2006-08-15 19:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by Candidus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sound of your fingers tapping on your keyboard: is it surpassed by the sound of your bare buttocks slapping against your boyfriend's stomach?
2006-08-15 19:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes -
It reduces global warming - or does it?
He is a limitless source of gas.
2006-08-15 19:29:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-15 20:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by Sindbaad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gives one an idea of just how full of it he is
2006-08-15 19:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋