Last night, my Mommy made hamburger helper, with a side of corn, and Juicy Juice. Well, when my Mommy's boyfriend got off work at the plant and came home to dinner, he got pizzed that she made hamburger helper, and he hit her. He really put a WWF smackdown on her. Well, she cried like something awful. I tried to comfort her, but she ran into her bedroom and locked the door. I went after her boyfriend with a kitchen knife, and he picked up a cast iron skillet. I backed down and ran out of the house. I came home around 11p.m. and those two were cuddling on the sofa like nothing happened? Why? So then, I ask my Mommy what happened, and she told me that her boyfriend promised to take her on the shopping spree of her dreams at the $1 store tomorrow if she forgave him. And she did! Can you believe that? Well, then she mentioned that it's time for me to move out! Well, I'm only 31, where am I going to go? What am I going to do? I can't afford my own trailer! Help!!!!!
2006-08-15 19:05:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
This is a joke right? B/c it made me laugh. Your mom is delusional, her boyfriend is abusive, and you... need to get off your ***.
Now, a shopping spree at the $1 store? Chasing him with a knife while he's got a cast iron skillet? Juicy juice? Hamburger helper? You're 31 and still with your mom? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHA.
I swear, this better all be a joke.
2006-08-15 19:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there
Trust me you do not need any help. You are bold enough to take care of yourself and the life around it. Do what you feel like without seeking permission of others who can not understand the dilemna you are going through.
Have a nice day
2006-08-16 02:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
31 and u say u cant afford ur own trailer? c'mon then at least rent a home or stay with a friend's till u find a job then rent a home...
2006-08-16 02:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by rulewell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first time i read it, funny.....
then i had to see it again. yeah, still funny. and i think..if i remember correctly, i told you to promise to take your mother out to the goodwill for a shopping spree....trust me, she'll love you. and i bet you'll actually get a piece of bread with butter on it next time she dishes out the hamburger helper crap.lol
2006-08-16 02:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by crazy_pixie_dust 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go look for a job!!! it's about time for you to go and mind your own business, i know that's your mom but, let her live the way she wants to, and live your life the way you want to
2006-08-16 02:10:36 · answer #5 · answered by purple heart 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
REPORT THE WANKER AND MAYBE IT IS TIME TO MOVE OUT. GOOD LUCK N KEEP TAKIN CARE OF UR MUM
2006-08-16 02:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like ur a frootloop
2006-08-16 02:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ONLY 31??? Maybe you mistyped your age...did u mean 13???
2006-08-16 02:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Beachy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you the real slim shady?
2006-08-16 02:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by poutypitbull 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
havent u asked this before
100 times?
get some serious help...
2006-08-16 02:09:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋