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2006-08-15 17:53:43 · 10 answers · asked by golden<3 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Video & Online Games
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2006-08-16 20:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted
2006-08-15 18:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by Kayli (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once, a man walked into his doctor room and begin the visit by telling the doctor," Promise me you will not laugh at me, after I revealed what's wrong with me." The doctor replied," Nah! I seen enough weird cases before you came in, just tell me what problem you are having right now." Feeling assured, the man decided to take off his pants and show his penis to the doctor. And the doctor began to laugh his *** off!!! It was the smallest penis one could ever imagine!! Wiping away his tears and ignoring the man's plea to stop laughing, the doctor finally asked," So what is wrong with that thing of yours? The man replied, "It's swollen!!!!!!!!!"
2006-08-15 18:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by evian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might not be your cup of tea, but check out Maddox sometime. Search for Maddox or The Best Page in the Universe. Don't take offence to anything, just laugh.
2006-08-15 18:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newgrounds.com
Compfused.com
ebaumsworldsucks.com (awesome Flash cartoon)
www.realmsrp.com (if you like writing stories there are people who write stories with other people on there.)
www. shadowscape.com (has awesome watercolor art by an artist whos name escapes me at the moment. )
Have fun.
James
2006-08-15 18:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by dark_blue_prince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.thepbf.com look at the older ones, some of the new ones suck....
Also, the site, www.stuffonmycat.com this site is trully hilarious! check it out.
2006-08-15 19:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Sly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar....
"ouch!"
2006-08-15 17:57:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.hahaha.com
boy: what do you do when a bull charges you?
girl: run
boy: wrong, you should pay him
2006-08-15 20:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by masked guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnyjunk.com
2006-08-15 17:58:18 · answer #9 · answered by cging22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid.com
2006-08-15 18:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by wendy b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋