I'm suppose to embellish something and add some "merriment" to it. I was thinking a good joke....or a cheer, maybe. Would love some people's input before I get started. Thanks!
2006-08-15 17:23:49 · 8 answers · asked by Brenda 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Visual Arts ➔ Drawing & Illustration
Two guys are sitting in a Pub drinking beer
The other one asks the man where hes from
1st man: I'm from Ireland, You?
2nd man: What a coincidense, me too!!!!
1st man: lets drink to Ireland
2nd man: What city are you from?
1st man: Dublin you?
2nd man: Me too!!!!
1st man: Lets drink to Dublin!!!!
2nd man: what shcool you from?
1st man: Grand Acers Academy
2nd man: Wow this is scary lad!!!!
A man over in the corner asks the bartender about those two guys over there
the bartender responds: Oh those are the O'Maley twins getting drunk again
2006-08-15 17:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by Fourtonfour 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An Englishman, a young Swiss girl, an older German woman, and an Irishman are on a train. The train goes into a tunnel, and the sound of a loud slap rings out in the dark. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Englishman has a bright red handprint on his cheek.
The Englishman thinks, "The Irishman must have groped the Swiss girl, and she thought it was me, and slapped me."
The Swiss girl thinks, "The Englishman must have tried to grope me, groped the German girl by mistake, and she slapped him."
The German woman thinks, "The Englishman must have groped the Swiss girl, so she slapped him."
The Irishman thinks, "I hope there's another tunnel, so I can slap that Englishman again."
2006-08-15 17:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by Jim T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 people have been shoveling coal around the line, whilst, finding around furtively, comes a minister. As he enters a close-by brothel, the two men shake their heads in dismay. yet basically minutes later, comes a rabbi and he enters a similar door. One guy comments, Ai' ti's a tragic scenario whilst our clergy is going that way. yet then, comes a catholic priest. As he enters, the different comments, Ah some damaging lass could be death.
2016-11-04 22:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sung to the tune of "When Irish Eyes Are Smilin' --
When Irish eyes are smilin', you can be sure they know something you don't.
Okay, that was pretty lame. Let me try again:
"Drink to me only with thine eyes, there's just enough booze for one."
2006-08-15 17:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their ***** and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes to take a shower. So she dances in front of the next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower with your brother!" she yells, and he leaves. Now she goes to the last one, dancing in front of him. He doesnt ring. The woman nods.
"Good, you've passed. Go take a shower with your brothers."
"Ding-ding!"
2006-08-15 17:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by Griselda M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 20:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the two irishmen that walked home from the pub last nite?????
what it could happen!
2006-08-15 17:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by trvlnspark 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's to you as good as you are
And here's to me as bad as I am.
But as good as you are and bad as I am,
I'm as good as you are, bad as I am.
2006-08-18 01:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by dragonrider707 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋