2006-08-15 17:00:04 · 14 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Well, wildraft1, I don't know about that, but I think this could be a pretty good opening scene for an Adam Sandler movie, for example. Sometimes, I try out script ideas to see how people react.
2006-08-15 23:43:29 · update #1
Be in ICU the next day because of the heart attack I had.
2006-08-15 17:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by T J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Back Away slowly
2. Prepare Fillet mignon filled with anti-freeze
3. Feed tiger Fillet Mignon
4. Back Away slowly
5. Repeat if neccessary
6. Rent Dumpster
7. Throw Tiger in dumpster
8. Eat Fillet mignon (non poisoned)
2006-08-16 00:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by John S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recite some Blake while quietly sneaking out to call a professional animal handler (or three).
2006-08-16 00:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since I keep my door locked, and my dogs would bark at an intruder, I would think my house mate brought it in while I was sleeping, and would assume that it was tame. I would start talking to it, and would attempt to stroke it.
2006-08-16 00:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by wbecca52 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got Milk?
2006-08-16 00:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cry and wet the the bed Hahaha
2006-08-16 00:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by neelpatel_93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is in the evening, the Bengal Tiger will find you before you find it. ...and you might not find it at all ...you're already a sumptous meal.
2006-08-16 00:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd make sure that Sigfired and Roy werent in my bed, cause then I'd know I have to give up drinking.
2006-08-16 00:06:57 · answer #8 · answered by DREAK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite him to McDonalds for a midnight snack.
2006-08-16 00:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Shot At Sight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray!
2006-08-16 00:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by alandicho 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋