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Hey ppls
Im bored and lookin for a good laugh so leave me a joke not so so long that you bore me to sleep but sumthing not to short but pure HUMOR.
MAKE ME LAUGH.
2006-08-15 16:51:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7020093278654625566&q=owned
Pure ownage.
2006-08-15 21:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes
in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of beer and
then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a
vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme
cases the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting
male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to
as "marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer
is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fail victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of
your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here:
2006-08-16 06:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Carlitos 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's this German chap who has no understanding to English speaking who is met by an English speaking person. The English speaking person takes the German for a drive in the country. Once there...the one who speaks English points to a tree and says..."tree", the German says..."tree", then the one who speaks English...says "bird", the German says..."bird". This goes quite well until the english speaking person sees two people making out and says..."this is a man riding a bike", the German chap draws from beneath his jacket a large knife and cuts the man's head clean off. The english speaking person asks...why did you do that for, the German replys..."My Bike"!
2006-08-16 00:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by blue_home_iguana 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Better not take your dog for a ride on the Space Shuttle. Because on the way back he might stick his head out the window and burn his face off.
2006-08-15 23:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blonde walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?"
The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."
The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." So she buys one.
The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss, also a blond, asks, "What is that shiny object?"
The blonde replies "It's a thermos."
He asks, "What does it do?"
She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
He then asks, "What do you have in there?"
"Two cups of coffee and an icepop."
2006-08-16 04:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my brother pants me at the mall on a friday so all the "cool kids" are there and he did it right in front of a whole crowd and everybody and really meen everybody laughed.i was so embaressed.
2006-08-16 00:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by bubbleyum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, a priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into the bar and...OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT?! Oh, wait, that's just the neighbors setting themselves on fire again....
2006-08-16 00:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by spunk113 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats b4 the queen
the jack
2006-08-16 00:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by ma_foy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not very big around, but I sure am short!
2006-08-16 00:02:23 · answer #9 · answered by egger46 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
2006-08-16 00:18:18 · answer #10 · answered by Griselda M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋