You may remember that Ignasus Uno-Squatski is a Lativan student majoring in Zen and higher math who came to live with me after the roomie who thought he was Ramses II was killed by a truck during a rainstorm he thought was the startup of a plague of frogs.
Well, Iggie SOMEHOW succeeded in merging math and Zin to get up this blue glow in the shower stall and vanished into it two weeks ago!
I've been pushing the fruit-jars of borsch his mother sends him into the glow so he will have something to eat and--OK!--I was cool to pushing in his motorcycle and 50 gallons of gas.
He shoves back notes to keep me updated on life "over there/in there/whatever" and it seems that he is on a New Stone Age planet and is worshipped as a god. The problem is that the witch doctors are jealous and have raised an army to do bad things to him.
HE NOW WANTS A GATLING GUN, 50,000 ROUNDS AND FIVE CASES OF GRENADES!
This is gotten out of hand but he wrote he likes the chicks there!
WHAT TO DO
2006-08-15 16:33:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
BUY HIM THE GATLING GUN! CANT YOU SEE HE'S IN TROUBLE! TELL HIM TO MAKE THE GRENADES HIMSELF, THEN CALL HIM A PANSY. Worked for me...
2006-08-15 16:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy Gehosaphats... It occurs to you out at your place too??? properly i will purely be corn swaggled. I even have issues disappear each and every of the time and that i assumed it relatively is going to likely be those little ones around the corner a fooling with me, and jointly with that. The very concept that there must be some naturalistic rudamentary causation in the back of all of it makes me purely get all goosebumpy. I even have had loads of issues vanish, as you stated, that i can't start to checklist all of them down for you. So, enable me ask you this...Out at your place, do you hear issues moving around at night? you comprehend, form of like some one strolling around the hallway in previous wiped out slippers or something. Then everyso many times i hear a door rattle like it purely have been given closed whilst it wasn't ever open. now that skers me purely good right down to my bones, do no longer you comprehend... Does stuff like that bypass on at your place additionally? Boy I specific would decide to renowned, reason that could mean i'm no longer all on my own available with a number of those goings on, and jointly with that.
2016-10-02 03:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him a rubber band, two shoelaces, a 9volt battery, 7 plastic straws, a bottle of gator ade, and DVDs of the first three seasons of MacGuyver. He'll figure it out.
ps. perhaps a box of condoms too, since he likes the "chicks"
ps again. if all else fails, he can use the condoms as water balloons and drown the witch doctors.
2006-08-16 19:22:53 · answer #3 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simple say "i cant find a gatling gun in walmart i might get u a TOY that looks like a gatling gun =)"
2006-08-15 16:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by rareyellows 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send the gun
2006-08-15 17:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by .45 Peacemaker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here in the "Real World" , we call this mass hysteria,you both need a strong dose of reality.First of all separate yourself from this lunatic and seek counseling .If you really believe this malarkey that you have written here, then you are in desperate need of a head doctor.Your friend needs to seek seclusion in a padded cell .I hope you asked this question for entertainment value, other wise I find it too bazaar
2006-08-15 16:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by TWINKLES 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Send him a couple of tazers. It'll knock their socks off but he won't have to kill anyone.
BTW - You have a great imagination. Never lose it. :o)
2006-08-15 16:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by angelbaby_102 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
vanish along with him... take the gun with you. And never return!
2006-08-16 13:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by pure_imagination_75 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try staying off the drugs, and turn to alcohol........it's cheaper.......lol
2006-08-15 16:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ruh roh, somebody forgot to take his meds today!!
2006-08-15 16:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by purple_euphoria 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋