English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Last night,I told you that my problem was that I was a 38 year old virgin. I got the girl....what do I do with her now???

2006-08-15 16:21:48 · 25 answers · asked by ... 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

25 answers

well the best way to start for the first time is get her to kick you in the balls as hard as she can and then have steamy hot sex this way you will never forget your very first time

2006-08-16 23:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First off holy cow man thats some kinda of holding out for the right one firsat off take it slow don't get all rushed it will scare her off. Be honest with her if she has true feelings for you it shouldn't
really matter she mayu even think it's noble of you. Talk with your friends and it wouldn't hurt you if you read some material
on woman and their feelings and desires cosmopolitan may help and learn some pleasure areas of the female body for future relations like a good guide to sex an a book store or library NOT PORN. Most woman love flowers but ask her just to find that if shes allergic or not if if not what are her favorites. P.S. Red roses are a gesture of love so if your going to take it slow try lillies or like yellow or pink roses and even looking at a mixed bunch helps ask a teller especially if shes female what she likes hint hint.
Good luck in your quest a nice romantic dinner can always help break the ice even more you never know. One more thing alot of woman like to dance so if you don't you may want to learn its a great way to bond together and make a lasting relationship
and most woman look at a man that can dance if only a little will be pretty good in the sac if you get my meaning another thing if this is your first encounter you may want to relieve yourself once before you go for the gold just encase willy wants to blow early.

Hope this helps in all your encounters with your new lady treat her right and she will stick around since your a virgin you hopefully have heard the term muff diving as slang mostly every woman loves this to be done to them and master this and she will pleasure you in many special ways lol. If not its the equivalent to a ******** for us men. Learn to use your tongue in many ways it works longer and in many more ways then whats hanging below the waist.

2006-08-15 23:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by Livinrawguy 7 · 0 0

Honor her and yourself. You have nothing to ashamed of being a virgin.

Get to know each other and find out what you are really about inside and your interests. Start with friendship and being kind and admirable and being a gentleman. Find out who she is. If she values herself, she'll feel cherished!
If she expects more like in sex or something that can lead you down the wrong path explain to her you want no part. Run the opposite way.
Dump her fast.

Save your treasure for someone that is a treasure.

2006-08-15 23:34:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you know if she wants to have sex with you? If yes, then take her out for a nice dinner, and after have a romantic walk through a park. Don't forget to give her flowers :)

2006-08-15 23:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Peel her, boil her, then mash her up with a little butter and enjoy!
Treat your women like potatoes and you'll never go wrong.






































Hell, really... I don't know my love. (hehe)
I need to sleep, I'm losing the plot here. xx

2006-08-16 00:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't even think about sex ricght now, man. Just get to know her and treat her really good and it will come eventually. It will be alot better if you wait. Trust me!

2006-08-15 23:28:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take it slow , really get to know her as a person, learn to respect her and find out all you can about her, make sure your first time is special. use protection!!!

2006-08-15 23:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by naomihank 3 · 0 0

get to know her as a friend then let things happen naturallly. I'd wait till after marriage.

2006-08-15 23:28:57 · answer #8 · answered by illprayforyou 5 · 0 0

GOD WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
treat girls with respect not what do i do wit her thats worng you may have some serios problems get a counsiler

2006-08-15 23:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Be a gentleman. Open car doors for her, if she's cold offer her your jacket. She'll be super impressed...

chivalry is not dead!

2006-08-15 23:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Jesse 1 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers