For the life of me I just can't understand these zombies. Then it hit me, they are all TV zombies. Everything they are spewing you can hear on Fox News all day. Conservatives seem to spend every waking second ..... watching TV. Better yet, these people ACTUALY BELIVE that the television is telling them THE WHOLE TRUTH! What ever comes on TV is the absolute truth period.
There is no questioning the TV.
There is no research on their own.
There is no thought.
Does this sound familiar:
( Conservatives) 19 terrorist hijacked the planes on Sept 11.
Well actually Conservative, turns out that 6 of those guys are alive and well, so therefore what you just said isn't right.
( Conservatives) YOU HATE AMERICA! I CAN FIND SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET THAT SAYS YOU ARE WRONG! YOU ARE A TERRORIST! FOX NEWS, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS ONLY TELL THE TRUTH! WE SHOULD SHOOT A TRAITER LIKE YOU!!
And on and on and on. It's the funniest damn thing ever. It's the only explanation - Conservatives are TV zombies.
How about this you crazy zombies, next time Fox News gives you a story about terrorism why don't you try this. Take that story and question its authenticity. Search other web sites around the world and get different view points. Then (now this is the scary hard part) MAKE YOUR OWN GOD DAMN OPINION. F#cking zomies.
2006-08-15 16:15:15 · 12 answers · asked by Never M 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
And liberals believe everything they see in Michael Moore's movies.
2006-08-15 16:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well spoken for a little kid who never talked to anyone other than his college professor who also never worked outside a school in his life. I know the planes I watched hit the Twin Towers were a figment of my imagination put into my mind by subliminal signals through FOX news! Please find Michael Moore ask him to take a bath, shave and sober up then make his next movie for you to watch. This damn Conservative works 8-10 hrs a day in Public Safety, coach's 2 girls softball teams, and wishes he could watch FOX news once in a while
2006-08-16 02:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by mark g 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you sounds like alot of what I can read on 9/11 conspiracy sites and left wing blog sites!!! What a coincidence!!!
Please tell us, oh GREAT FOUNTAIN OF TRUTH AND KNOWLEDGE: Where hast thou gained such keen incite and wisdom??
What books should we read? What programs should we tune into? Should we email you, YE OF BOUNTIFUL KNOWLEDGE?
Or just ask Yahoo! Answers?? Do you know where these 6 alleged terrorists are? How do we know they are who they say they are? Have you spoken with them? Who told they are alive? Why should we believe that source? And how the hell did they survive that impact!!! Does it ******* matter if it was 19 or 15??!
Next you'll tell me that 9/11 was an inside job by Bush and the dreaded NEO CONS!! AAHHHH!!
I think you might be the one who needs to dig a little deper and form a thought on his own. Not too much originality in the ones you present here.
And you really didn't ask a question either.
2006-08-15 23:29:46 · answer #3 · answered by thealligator414 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I never watch Fox news - I do watch CNN, the Communist News Network.
Unlike you, I use my brain & think for myself. With an IQ of 169, I do not need others to think for me unlike the liberals who just quote the news & "movie stars" & unfounded websites. You may want to think a while longer - still wrong answer.
2006-08-15 23:23:34 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfpacker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SOOOOO, Zippy, Where did you get the information with which you formed YOUR political philosophy ???
And for the record, Conservatives love the U S A . You need to read *The Conscience of a Conservative" by Barry Goldwater.
2006-08-15 23:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow!
Let me know where those six guys are... OK?
Me and alot of other Americans would love to know.
And the next time you watch the REAL news,
CNN,FOX,ABC,NBC,CBS, but you forgot Al Jazeera, and BBC,
Try" histories mysteries" on the History channel, or maybe just Survivor or maybe just the Comedy Channel!
2006-08-15 23:30:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude you forgot to mention Rush Lamebrain and Ann Colder. It used to boggle my mind how so many would answer the same questions with the same dam rhetoric until I realized that they were tuning into these two anti-American icons of slander, drug abuse and total fear mongering. They have done far more damage to free dialog in this country than the "liberal" press could ever do. Talk about abuse of free speech...
2006-08-16 01:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by GJ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6 hijackers survived from 9/11?
Any documentation to back up that ridiculous assertion?
(and you say conservatives believe everything they hear?!)
I have the Brooklyn Bridge for sale on EBAY... wanna bid?
2006-08-15 23:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by Self-Sufficient 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hear, Hear!!!! Personally, I think this country needs highligts and pastels. So let's elect a gay!!! Also, I think you are right about how conservatives tend to spin the facts to their advantage. I think we should use them as our labor class. For no other reason,then to just see Pat Robertson'S FACE as he is forced to lug my shopping bags around American Eagle.
2006-08-16 02:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by urbania05 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You liberals are such bad losers. And no, I am not a conservative.
2006-08-19 22:40:54 · answer #10 · answered by sagerider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋