2006-08-15 16:04:49 · 38 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, you know you can never stay at my place...let's go back to the place with the vibrating beds...you seemed to like it last time..
2006-08-16 14:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Keep her up all night. Invite your buds drink and drink and drink and sing those old Bottles of beer on the wall songs. Give her the shitty mattress and pillow. Just have a glee old time. Watch movies to the wee hour. Wear your underwear through out the house. Have a costume party. She wont want to stay another minute. Also invite her ex's over. Have a picture album of her and all those embarressing photos. Set her up on a blind date. Invite a escort over and give her a lap dance. The funny things you could do.
2006-08-15 16:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by girl176a1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No man, I'm sorry but you can't stay with me. I'll help you build a fort outside your house so you can avoid your mother in law for her entire visit though.
2006-08-15 16:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by moma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaak! To stay in your HOUSE??? Oh, honey, I feel your pain. I really do. Thankfully mine lives local and we see her once a week. Her visit lasts about two hours tops.
2006-08-15 16:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring a pony keg. We'll tie it to my dock, and I will bring down the lounge chairs. I'll also provide fishing poles without hooks, so the fish don't interrupt our drinking.
2006-08-16 09:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure come on over! i dont have a mother in law yet but i dont like my bf mother she is crazy. i can see where your comming from.
2006-08-15 16:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by littlemomma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh hunny...I sympathize!!!!
When my "potential" mother-in-law came over, I used to have this sudden desire to drink in the beauty offered at VERY LARGE museums. LOL!
2006-08-15 16:11:09 · answer #7 · answered by Riverblossom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... this reminds me of my neighbor. His mother-in-law was coming to he gave away the spare bed.
2006-08-15 16:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We will leave the light on for ya!!! no motel 6 but we have kick *** acomidations!!! by the way were located in Arkansas!!!
2006-08-15 16:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by razorbackgirl95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a good idea- mine is over here uninvited just sitting on the front porch waiting....
Five minutes with her might make you change your mind about yours.
2006-08-15 18:02:59 · answer #10 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋