What is the best way to warm a toilet seat to prevent heart attacks on those cold mornings?

Question

Believe it or not, winter is coming.

And I saw a really fuzzy caterpillar the other day which means that it is really going to be cold this year!

Answer 1

Well you could rap it up in a blanket maybe give is some warm milk or even better have someone sit on it before you need to use it so it will be warmed up. You are probably thinking who could i have sit on my seat and not think i'm weird, and i say ask you neighbor girl! You are now probobly thinking oh no i can't ask her but she would be happy to warm your seat up and then you can say thanks and push her out of your door. well hope this helps, good luck!


(Oh and does it really mean it's going to be a cold winter if you see a really fuzzy caterpillar or were you just saying that????)

Answer 2

yea, it's possible to die from heartattack when sitting on a cold toilet seat, and their are a few ways to die:
1. Blood is chilled from toilet seat and rushes back to your heart before warmingup, thus causing heart failure.
2. You weren't ready for the sudden harsh coldness of the toilet seat, you may be stunned and your heart will stop.
3. You become to cold to move, and no fuzzy caterpillars come along to let you use their fur, and thus you die from frostbite, hunger, and the inability to move.

Now, you could always invest in one of those fuzzy toilet seats, but those are always disgusting.
Buy a metal toilet seat, and each day line the top with a burnable substance (homework, school books, gasoline, newspaper, gunpower, nitro-glycerin). Use a lighter or match to set fire to the substance. Wait until it has burned itself out, and scrape away ashes. The seat should still be warm from the fire/explosion.

Answer 3

Actually, cold toilet seats don't cause heart attacks. If your toilet is close enough to an electrical outlet, use a heating pad.

Or use an electric heater in the bathroom so nothing in there is cold.

Answer 4

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if the wife, at 3:00 am, attempts to use said toilet seat, screams bloody loud enough to wake the neighbors, you'd better up outta that bed and ready to fix the problem or you might be having a heart attack running away so not to be beaten with the toilet plunger.. i find this image very funny, thank you

Answer 5

The blow drier and the hot towel are good. But, if you are in emergency, wet yourself mode, a few layers of tissue between you and the toilet seat will at least reduce the effects of the cold.

Answer 6

Just use a piece of foam from appliances cut out a shape to fit your toilet seat. Remove and hang it up after each use.

Answer 7

Move to Hawaii. Bring the toilet seat with you.

Answer 8

A cold seat won't give you a heart attack.

Overstraining might, so eat more fiber.

And what's wrong with "going like the King"?

Answer 9

if this is a serious question and you want to spend some money

i think TOTO makes a toilet seat that warms plus it closes itself after guys have used it it comes with its toilet

Answer 10

you believe that a really fuzzy catapiller means that it will be cold? i dont think so, but i do suggest putting a blanket over the toilet seat when you are not using it. but i also suggest that if you do do that i hope that you wipe the seat and also dont forget it is there or then you will have a poop or pee filled blanket. good luck. and brave it up you bicycle rebels are strong!