What's the biggest NEO CON, Right Wing, republican Lie you ever heard?

Question

For me the best ridiculous lie I've heard from the neocon administration is that Iraq had WMD. But, we all heard that one.

The second best is when you watch those idiots Rumsfeld and Cheyney explaining how CASH STRAPPED, Saddam Hussein was able to develop mobile bio warfare trucks - that BTW - were never found when we invaded the country.

When I mention this to people I argue with, they immediately say "SADDAM SHIPPED THEM TO IRAN or SYRIA".

YEAH SURE - right past US spy satellites. HAHAH

Neocons can come up with some pretty hilarious BS to draw fire away from Bush and their own lack of intelligence.

What is the funniest, ridiculous neocon story you've heard?

Answer 1

Peace and Democracy can be brought to the middle east - the people there want it badly...

HAHAHAHAH

Answer 2

Did anyone else see those little tiny shacks that the "CASH STRAPPED" Hussein family was living in? (all 50 or so palaces?)

Norm, norm, norm, you're making us crazy....

The best "NEOCON" lie I ever heard was a Fox news reporter calling John Kerry a "war hero".

Yes, I know he was just repeating what the Kerry camp had been dishing out to the media, but as any Democrat will tell you, even if your intelligence is flawed, you're still a liar.

Answer 3

The funniest neocon story I know of was the reaction to the half-second long viewing of a female nipple during the super bowl half time show.

The first news report on the event had me laughing for hours....."We have to protect our children's delicate eyes from such evil!" HAHAHAHAHA....
It was funny for a while.... until it just became absurd, then it made me feel embarassed to be an american.

What was the harm in seeing a female nipple? Nobody will ever be able to logically answer that question....Not even the radical christians could twist the bible enough to explain that....lol

Answer 4

I am a conservative who used to, but no longer, support the Republican Party and, indeed, I'll probably never vote again. The reason is because of this outrageous, hypocritical lie uttered by a set of 5 conservative Supreme Court Justices roughly 5 1/2 years ago.

"None are more conscious of the vital limits on its judicial authority than are the members of this Court, and none stand more in admiration of the Constitution's design to leave the selection of the President to the people." (From Bush v. Gore.)

Answer 5

This is going to draw fire, but I think the biggest lie was when he said the Iraqi people were plenty smart enough and wanted a democracy.

Saddam wasn't cash strapped. See Oil for Food debacle run by the UN.

Answer 6

Whether Iraq had WMDs or not we might never know. One thing is for sure this administration isn't the only one that believed and said that Saddam did have them. Clinton said so, most European countries said so, many at the UN believed it. They believed it but disagreed on how to take care of it. It is very disingenuous of you to pretend that it is something that this administration came up with.

Answer 7

That they couldn't forsee all the problems in iraq after the military war, they knew and everybody else knew it was going to be a snakes nest. They used the same line with Katrina no one could have predicted the levies were going to break, how stupid do they think the american people are.

Answer 8

The biggest lie? Just because the Governor in Florida is Georgie's brother, the deciding vote count was an honest mistake. Ya, sure. Daddy didn't have anything to do with George getting his collage diploma or Honorable discharge and he only did cocaine for a little while and really, he's not an alcoholic and he's just a little bit stupid, not a complete moron and .......................................

Answer 9

Cheney... "The defeat of Joe Lieberman gives comfort to terrorists, al-qaeda types."

Bush, the always remembered "There are WMDs in Iraq."

Rumsfeld, "We know exactly where the WMDS are."

Every Republican, "There is no such thing as global warming."

Every Conservative, "I call myself pro-life, but I'm really anti-abortion, pro-life would be anti-death penalty, and anti-war."

Answer 10

1. That Liberals have "joyless sex."
Ann Coulter said that one. Hilarious. What a hag.
I figured the cons can't get out of the missionary position!

2. That Liberals are communist. That one really bugs me.

3. That God is on their side.
I think those Ten Commandments they like to post on their lawns are a bit contradicting to their actions. hmm. to not kill...to not steal...to not covet...to not take His name in vain...
it goes on and on!