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2006-08-15 15:47:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

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That actually happened one Christmas Eve. We took two Christmas trees, trimmed the branches off of them and used them for splints for his leg. We used Duck Tape* to hold them in place. The splints were so long we couldn't get Santa into the sled, so we Duck Taped him to the back of Vixen. Several of the elves had to be pressed into service to go along that year, to drive the sled and put all the presents under the Christmas trees. Since there were several elves on the job, it went quicker than usual, because they could work several houses at a time instead of just one at a time when the boss does it.
Sandy Claws
*Duck Tape: tape that is used to repair ducks

2006-08-15 18:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by SANDY CLAWS 2 · 2 0

I hope that they have a back up Santa in the North Pole, or A LOT of little kids are going to be farting at the Dinner Table while eating Christmas dinner in retaliation!

2006-08-15 16:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by Easter Bunny 4 · 0 0

I just know he would call you to help out, go get the ladder out now, you want to be one the roof and ready when the elves come to pick you up in the sleigh. Be sure and rent a good red suit, you don't want to embarrass the real Jolly Guy by wearing a cheap suit. Say hello to Rudolph and the other tiny reindeer, oh, yeah, be sure and buy plenty of Purina Reindeer Chow, and have it up on the roof. And have some straw and a shovel up on the roof, too.
Merry Christmas!

2006-08-16 15:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 0 0

Then I would steal his bag and get everything i want then sell the rest of the stuff on eBay to make enough money to bulldoze Santa's factory, as well as Santa. Then, I will make my own toy factory where kids pay lots of money for toys on Christmas. I will rule the world! Bwa ha ha!

2006-08-16 14:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing would happen as he doesn't exist. However, our parents would still be handy to put the gifts under the Christmas tree as always. I appreciate all of our parents around the world for every sacrifice they make on our behalf. Christmas is but just one of their indulgences. Remember this, "If God be for us, who can be against us?" - Romans 8:31. Peace and God Bless.

2006-08-15 17:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by In God We Trust 7 · 0 0

Jesus would still be born and fill the childrens hearts with joy. This senario is similar to when the gring stole christmas. The grinch took all their toys, and the children began to sob. then suddenly a child reminded them that they had their family and the beautiful earth. Baby jesus reminds us that our families should be first. Good question.

2006-08-15 17:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by circusdejojo 3 · 0 0

Hanukkah Harry would have to step in and finish delivering all the presents, and including some for the good little Jewish kids too.

Sheesh...doesn't everyone know this?

2006-08-15 17:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by tiggyman41 3 · 0 0

Hey Bro....The is NO such thing as Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy. Sorry to break it to you.

2006-08-15 16:21:33 · answer #8 · answered by middleshoes 3 · 0 0

He would sleep with Mrs. Cluase the rest of the night

2006-08-16 10:51:33 · answer #9 · answered by David J 2 · 0 0

Santa has adamantium bones it wont happen

2006-08-15 15:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by Evel Man 3 · 0 0

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