How many of those bedsheets will I need if I want to tie them together to escape from my apartment?

Question

I've seen thieves do this on television all of the time, and I just like to seem like a sneaky sort of fellow. This seems quite sneaky.

I'm on the second floor.

Will the velocity at which I slink down the bedsheets have any effect on how tight or how many times I should tie the sheets?

Answer 1

forget the bedsheet rope and try one of these instead:
1. Take the matress, stuff it through the window, and just ride it to ground level.
2. now that you have no matress, there is no point in the bed frame. use the spare wood to make the frame of a hang glider and tie ur stinkin bedsheet to it.
3. I'm sure you still have a few wood scraps and sheets/pillows lying around, so fashion yourself a bow, using threads from the sheets as a string. then fashion yourself an arrow or two using the wood and pillow feathers. now tie a few bedsheets to the end of the arrow, and shoot the arrow at the building across the street. tie the bedsheet to your bedroom door handle, put an electrical cord over the bedsheet-rope (just cut off a foot or so of your internet computer cord) and kick off from your bedroom window, holding on to the cord, and sliding into the building across the street, not only will this help you wake up in the morning, but i'm sure the residents across the street will want to be ur new friends, and u'll help them wake up with a loud thud; i saw this last one on tv

Answer 2

You could probably tie 2 but to be safe i would go with three. But you must tie it securly to something inside. And as for tieing the sheets i would say tie it 2 times but again to be safe i'd go with 3.


(facebook is a pretty secure sight you can set your profile to only be viewed by you and your friends so unwanted viewers won't be able to see anything. and well it works a WHOLE lot better then 360, by the way how's that coming? LOL)

Answer 3

Why not just use the front door when no one else is at home? For that matter, why would you want to sneak out of your own apartment anyway. If you want to be sneaky go to someone elses apartment and sneak out while no one's looking. But then, why would you want to go some place else if you're just going to sneak away later?

Answer 4

it depends on the distance from the ground to you. take one sheet, roll it up and hang it over the ledge, then judge from there. it also depends on the size of the sheet you are using.
shouldn't be more than 2 ..

Answer 5

Don't use bedsheets unless yer one hell of a knotter, yer gonna fall when you don't expect it and that can really hurt.

Use ropes or chains or something more secure.

Answer 6

i think you should get one of those ladders instead you know the ones that people use to escape from fires. i suggest one of those because if you fall or if the sheets snap you are **** out of luck. or you could jump instead.

Answer 7

2nd floor ? just jump..