2006-08-15 13:58:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
I steal them, put them on the other neighbors lawns on occasion, usually after a neighborhood block party!
I have also been known to Pink Flamingo some ones front yard at Midnight!
2006-08-15 14:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by bugsie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try to walk by, repeating the words that my psychiatrist told me, "Garden Gnomes are your friend" Knowing that if I give in to the impulse I could be doing time picking up trash on the side of the road wearing one of those hideous orange jumpers while sweating, but even knowing all of that I still kick over the stupid grinning garden gnome. ROAM THIS YOU STUPID GNOME.
Or maybe it is all in my head.
2006-08-15 14:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by T.Bell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Winklebottoms! They are plotting to take over all white trash lawns across the U.S. The worst is when the gnome isn't even made out of stone...its made out of cheap plastic.
2006-08-15 14:04:23 · answer #3 · answered by nellie_3000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawn gnomes are lame. They need kicking!
2006-08-15 14:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really think someone should take someones beloved garden gnome and bring it around the world like they did in the movie Amelie. that would really be hilarious.
2006-08-15 15:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly... no.
The first time, IT looked at me wierd so I had to kick the sucker.
The following times, I just had to maintain the message to all gnomes to not look at me wierd.
2006-08-15 14:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by blu_dragon_1004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...but there is this crazy lady in my town that has these plastic crows (12-15 of them) that she changes the theme of every day. Yesterday when she had martini glasses in front of all of them, if I didn't have my kids in the car, they'd have been roadkill.
2006-08-15 14:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by hardy_rose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to respect other peoples' property but those gnomes are just asking for it........they are so creepy.
2006-08-15 14:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by buttercup83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.. however, I can not resist the temptation to STEAL THEM to put them in MY lawn.
Mwahahaha.
2006-08-15 14:02:22 · answer #9 · answered by cassie.ghoul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Irish husband wanted to put a cement leprechaun in the perennial bed. Shooting him was against the lw, so I divorced him.
2006-08-15 14:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by keepsondancing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋