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The funniest thing you've said to a complete stranger...

2006-08-15 13:46:22 · 17 answers · asked by vdubbchick 4 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

17 answers

If you are here with us, who is running hell!

2006-08-15 13:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 1 0

It's not so much what I said, but what I did, I walked into a bar, ordered a martini, I was next to two single women, I thought I looked really cool, and I was dressed nice, as soon as I got the drink I sneezed and a giant snot came out of my nose and I spilled the drink

2006-08-15 20:52:52 · answer #2 · answered by martin 4 · 0 0

once I said to a perfect stranger, who just happened to be the most beautiful woman I have ever met

"excuse me, you dropped something!..........My Jaw!"

It was a dare, Im not a womanizer, and believe it or not, she actually bought me a drink afterward.....go figure, the lamest pick up line in the world actually worked

2006-08-15 20:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"I'm not crazy, my friend is! And you should stop smoking, it's bad for you."

I did that do the guy operating the ski lift last winter. It was funny. Good times, good times.

2006-08-15 20:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by Leni 3 · 0 0

lol It was my batchlorette party and I said to this guy I had never seen in my life.
I am the official pecker checker pull down your pants!
thank god he laughed.

2006-08-15 20:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0 0

I got my hand stuck in the vending machine, could you help me?

2006-08-15 20:52:12 · answer #6 · answered by Elliot K 4 · 0 0

get in the car and dont scream, if u know whats good for u

2006-08-15 20:51:09 · answer #7 · answered by hunglow 3 · 1 0

why are you staring at me like that for? lol. i know that's rude but staring to someone is even worst

2006-08-15 20:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Butterfly 2 · 0 0

i dont talk with strangers..

2006-08-15 20:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by ь׀а ь׀а ь׀а░░▒▒░░ 2 · 0 0

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me???" I said it, and she did it, heheheh...

2006-08-15 20:52:51 · answer #10 · answered by Sean T 5 · 0 0

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