I thought I had an upset stomach but it was an alien. He ripped out of my stomach and now he's calling me mom.

Question

Now do I have to raise it or give it up for adoption? It's alot of responsibility? What do they eat? Should I be strict with it?

Answer 1

well first u should think of it's future like what alien school is he going to go to if it's rondal elementary and then eskebo middle school and then trancercia high school and what special classes they have to take to take over the world,and have to have driving classes like how to drive a UFO and he needs to get a license u can get one in Colorado in a gash station for like 5 dollars oh and they have special food markets,which u order on earth and gets imported from planet zoroco if u still need more tips there's books for this one of there names is how to raise an alien for dummies good luck with ur alien and take care

Answer 2

aawww you should be proud, whos the father? well usually aliens that explode from your stomach eat what you eat cause thats what they have been doing in the womb, look at its teeth are they carnivourouse or herbivorouse or omnivorouse its easier than having a human cause you are allowed to keep a leash on them, but if it gets sassy with you just grab it by the tail and hang it like a possum this relaxes them instantly then you can say your request wether its to clean up the dog it mutilated or to stop chewing on the car.

Answer 3

Raise it, aliens are chick magnets. Just take your alien to the park or grocery store and all the women will flock to you.
As for feeding, they only eat Oreo's-double stuffed.

Answer 4

Get a big rubber band and shoot it back into space.

Answer 5

raise it - that way when the invasion begins you'll be safe

Answer 6

Haaa ha ha ha ha!

Answer 7

oh keep it, most definetly.