Plz! I got this terrible haircut and im devastated and school starts in like a week or so!!!
2006-08-15 13:05:32 · 18 answers · asked by deseraa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
2006-08-15 13:12:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh I am sure it's not as bad as you say. Just tell the kids at school that it's the latest hair fashion out of Paris and before you know it everyone will have the same haircut. You know how trends are these days.... :)
have fun in school this year
2006-08-15 20:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll try...yo mamma is so fat that when she went outside in a yellow raincoat and black rainboots for a morning stroll, a little kid said, "mommy i missed my bus!"
Heres another:
Yo mamma is so stupid that she drove 11 hours to disney land then she saw a sign thats said: disneyland left
so, she turned around and went home
I tryed and if that didnt work I am sorry but I hope you feel better soon and by the way no offense to your mom!!!
2006-08-15 20:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by bandmo b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, remember last year that girl that said that thing about you. You know they really snotty one that we hate - what's her name? Yeah. I heard that she wanted to dye her hair blonde and her mom wouldn't let her so she and her best friend, you know that other stuck up one, they both dyed their hair with bleach. But they were so stupid they used the kind you put in the pool and both of them now have green hair and its all gross and dried out. Their moms are going to make them cut it all off.
And you know what else. The skin on their foreheads broke out in pimples because of how strong the stuff was so they had to go to the doctor and he told them they have to keep their heads wrapped up in bandages for 2 months - and that's after picture day!!!! Hah! They deserve that for being so rude to us last year.
And guess what else. My sister's best friend Brittany heard that the really cute guy in our science class last year told his friend Jason that he really likes you and he wants you to sit next to him this year!!! Ahhh! Can you beleive it. I can't wait for school to start.
And where did you get your haircut? I love it! It looks just like that model's hair on that new modeling show. What is that called again? It looks really awesome on you! Well, see you at school. Call me later to talk about our schedules. I hope we have the same classes!!!
PS. I've got to show you my new school bag. I think its a lot like your new one but its like bluish green. See ya later!
2006-08-15 21:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres 3 men died and went to havan, St. Petter said theres only room for 1 more person so who ever died the worst death can come through the gates, the frist one said i was thinking that my wife was cheating one me so i came home early and it was normal. but theres was fingers i saw on my rolf and i stomped on his fingers and he still wont let go so i threw a frig on him he died so i felt so bad about that i killed myself. The second one said i was cheating with this guys wife and he came home earil and i jumped out the windo and i saw a crazz person and he started to stomp on my fingers, then her threw a frig one me i died that way. Now Bill Cliton what happen to u. Picture this i am nude in the frigg.
nicknick
2006-08-15 20:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by eminem jr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't be getting your hair cut like that. Let it grow!
I fell over the cat when I got home. That's the only funny thing I know right now.
2006-08-15 20:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by Eerin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just sneak into the bedroom's of everybody attending your school with a pair of scissors and make their hair look worse than yours! You could even use the hair you cut and super-glue it to their faces! Or visit http://www.i-am-bored.com/im_bored_cat_1_1.htm
2006-08-15 20:15:46 · answer #7 · answered by ismartsissy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think about how cool you'll be with your new haircut.. there will be nobody as cool as you. think about the positive thing, maybe you'll start a new trend !!! don't be disappointed girl, you'll be OK :)
and if not there are always the caps, hats, anything fashionable :D
2006-08-15 20:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes if you want to laugh just go look at some of my answers on here that should do it!!! From a REAL Nutcase!! PS...did i win...did i win...did i win???
2006-08-15 20:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by dl200558 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh damn.
that sux.
hmm, im really bad at making people laugh. :[
but yeah, have a great day :]
2006-08-15 20:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by d;lfkgmhklf,gh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋